#jb posts

[with-vorpal-sword]

listening to WU&IO for the first time!! there's a plane flying overhead ✈️ i wonder if it will crash into my house 🤔 i hope it does so i can have a fully immersive Lovenjoyer experience 🔥🔥🔥

[with-vorpal-sword]

personally, I believe ao3 comments are a personal line of dialogue from a reader to the author, perhaps even a love letter. not a place for anyone to intrude without invitation.

um but yeah to the guy asking what brand of autism i have: i think it's adidas, but my dad bought it for me so im not sure.

[with-vorpal-sword]

applying for a summer job is just like- wahoo! i have all these documents and information it's like a game to fill it out how neat!! this place would be fun and challenging to work at! yippee !!! i can already imagine how fufilling this will be.

*receives text with information about The Interview*

Oh No.

[with-vorpal-sword]

i want a cat So Bad im going to Commit Crimes

[with-vorpal-sword]

one time when I was baking with some friends I went to add the vanilla extract in, one girl was watching the batter mix and the other guy went to grab a measuring cup, but it was like 2 teaspoons so I just poured some in. Both of them LOST IT.

I don't think I've every used a measuring cup for vanilla extract.

The cookies tasted great.

[with-vorpal-sword]

today has been so. urg. social situations are 💥💥 so much. i went to a theater recital thing for my younger siblings and like half of my graduating class was there. one guy asked me to update him on my lore. ???girl the best i got is peer reviewed autism

[with-vorpal-sword]

Seems like you suffer from extreme delusions. -and baby, it's terminal

[with-vorpal-sword]

so if dealing with the worst spring allergies Of My Life has taught me one thing, it's that having blood splattered across your face isn't always as sexy as the movies make it out to be, unfortunately