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♦ for an apologetic voicemail:
“ hey june, it’s me .. uh, dennis. i’m sorry for calling, i know it’s-- damn, it’s already four am?? my bad, babe. i just .. i’ve been thinking reflecting lately ... about you and things i’ve could’ve done better in our relationship. i just wanna say i’m sorry for everything i’ve ever done that hurt you, or upset you. you’re literally the sweetest girl i’ve ever met, and you deserve only the best. i hope you find someone who can make you happy, even if that’s not me. ”
☆ for a drunken voicemail
“ baby, j! fuck, i miss you. it’s been so long since we’ve spent some time together. you know what you should do? you should come over. i’m home alone. my apartment would be so much more fun if you were here. imagine all the things we could do. you cooooould watch a movie? and i could maybe .. not watch the movie? i’d rather pay more attention to a particular tiny brunette. send me your location and i’ll have an uber pick you up. ”
♚ for a confessing voicemail
“ i know you’re not answering my call because you’re with some wack ass dude-- i saw you walking across campus. i just wanted to let you know that shit bothers me. i hate seeing you with other people. and i know that’s not really your problem.. but maybe we shouldn’t hang ‘round another for while. ‘cause clearly, i have some things i need to figure out. maybe.. maybe i’m not over you. fuck, i don’t know.. i’ll hit you up when i figure shit out i guess. ”