* 𝕊𝕌ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ / 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾

[blceberry]

𝚂𝙽𝙰𝙿 𝚃𝙾 𝙳𝙴𝙽𝙽𝙸𝚂 !

[dcnnish]

brooke.

BROOKE: honestly, i had a good amount of tequila tonight BROOKE: which lead to me having some serious questions abt things BROOKE: and i have one for you: why are u kinda shitty?

DENNIS: probably wasn’t loved enough as a kid DENNIS: u got tequila in ur system rn and thats really what u wanna talk about?

[dcnnish]

nate.

    ✗  at the sound of his roommate’s voice, nate’s gaze was brought to the small sofa in their living room to find the male lounging on it, visibly yawning away the nap he’d just been taking. he rolled his eyes at dennis’ excuse but couldn’t help the grin that tugged at the corners of his lips. “mhm,” he hummed in response, shaking his head as he pulled a bunch of bananas from a reusable bag and moved to put them in their place on the hanger by their refrigerator. “real convenient of ya,” nate teased with a smirk. dennis’ question then prompted nate to nod his head and he reached back into the cloth bag to pull out the shake dennis had asked for. “here’s the liquid sugar you asked for.” his lips spread in a grin as he tossed the shake over to dennis. “that gonna give ya ‘nough energy to help me with this?” he questioned, one brow quirked up questioningly as he nodded towards the mass of bags on their kitchen island.

      the boy’s drowsy demeanor perked at the sight of his shake, his reflexes quick to catch the bottle. “ hey. don’t knock it till you try it. who knows, maybe one day you can be built like me, ” dennis teased with a cocky grin, stretching his back while doing a dramatic hercules pose. jumping on his feet, he wasted no time to start sippin’ on his pre work out, before lazily making his way over to the kitchen. his eyes gaped over the sea of bags, the sheer amount causing him to shrink back. “ well shit, buddy, did ya’ buy the whole damn store? ” he coughed out. putting the back of his hand against his forehead, dennis dramatically sighed, blinking slowly as he pretended to lose his balance. “ man ... i think i’m coming down with something ... maybe i’m better off just supervising, y’know? ” 

[dcnnish]

nate·.

    ✗  nate burst through the front door of his apartment with a bang, shouldering the door closed as his hands were occupied with juggling the mountain of groceries he’d purchased. “mr menace!” the male called out as he kicked off his boots and made for the kitchen so he could finally set down the armload of bags. “thank you so much for the help,” he teased as he began to sort through the groceries he’d purchased. “you’re lucky i got everything you asked me for before you ignored my texts asking for your help downstairs.” a smirk found his lips as he turned to find his roommate in the apartment they shared.

       dennis jolted awake upon hearing a loud bang, groggy eyes blinking rapidly as a small scowl grew on his features. the boy was a notorious napper, sleeping any chance he got in between class and baseball. with one hand under the elastic of his boxers, dennis waved over at his roommate, silently asking him to chill. “ you’re so loud, ” he groaned, stretching his long limbs before reluctantly sitting up on the lovesac sofa that decorated their living room. “ -- uh, my bad, nate dog. guess i was more tired than i thought, ” denny yawned as he continued to watch the boy struggle, yet to make a move to help. “ -- you even got my protein shake? ”

[rwoan]

✧  :  𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕡 .

[dcnnish]

rowan‌.

ROWAN: oh yeah, love how you talk dirty to me ;) ROWAN: he’s my hero ok. plus i watched his show with his fam, such cuties ROWAN: omg yes!! gordon ramsay steak is THE best beef wagyu, i dream of it ROWAN: road trip???

DENNIS: u better put that winky face away unless u got the guts to back it up kid! DENNIS: HE GOTTA SHOW WITH HIS FAMILY? i’m so uncultured :( DENNIS: road trip fuck yeah!! i’ll rent out a penthouse and everyone can come!

[dcnnish]

june.

june had regretted making her schedule to have early morning classes. usually it wouldn’t be a problem to her since she is usually an early bird. but this semester june was doing things a little bit differently than her previous years. her nights now consisted of going to parties on campus instead of in her apartment studying. but for some particular reason this morning was a little harder than normal and june didn’t understand why. she had actually stayed in instead of going out, to catch up game of thrones before the new season was released. the brunette threw on a pair of leggings, a cropped sweater and some vans before making her way to the campus. - once arriving, she had some time to spare so went to cafe that was on campus to get some iced coffee. the wait wasn’t too crazy so june joined the line and waited to approach the counter. as june continued to wait for her turn the line started to get bigger. a few moments later, she heard a familiar voice approaching her and much to her surprise it was dennis, her ex boyfriend. “what?” she quietly asked him with a confused look on her face. june had no idea what he was talking about until he quietly explained himself. she was taken aback by his actions but didn’t let it show in her face. “of course babe. wouldn’t want you to have to wait on this line and then be late for class.” she replied, smiling at the male and leaning her head on his bicep. “sounds good to me but you owe me more than just a cup of coffee.” she whispered to him. 

his shoulders relaxed when he realized june wasn’t going to rat him out to the angry mob behind him. he could see light at the end of the tunnel, and boy did it shine down upon a beautiful triple shot that would restore his will to live. dennis’ brow cocked at the pet name, pleasantly surprised to see how well she was playing along. he’d be lying if he said the way she looked up at him made him feel some type of way. the beauty exuded charming, putting his already hazy mind under a spell just being in her presence-- but i guess that’s just june for you. she could charm helen keller for christ’s sake. his arm dropped from her shoulders down to her waist, pulling her closely into his side, wanting to see how far she would let him get away with. “ more than a cup of coffee? is that so? ” he smirked, his free hand reaching over to trace down his finger down her nose, booping the end. a small display of affection the young athlete use to do when the two were dating. “ i’ll give you whatever you want. ”

[dcnnish]

*･ imessage » ♡ bb boi ♡

adem: ayyyyyyyy ur deadass the realest person ever!!!! i got some ladies i can hook you up with tho just lmk when ;)

adem: my b, i was really fcking high when i left so i forgot. ngl you sound like my dad lmao

adem: i need to just share my location with you already so you don't worry so much

dennis: nah dude, obviously i gotta work on my game /: wtf am i losing my touch??

dennis: the only dad i am is a DADDY okay kid?

dennis: sometimes u just get real wild and i just wanna make sure you get home in one piece ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[rwoan]

✧  :  𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕡 .

[dcnnish]

rowan‌.

ROWAN: oh cmon, you know you’re my sugar daddy ;) ROWAN: tbh, i would sell my soul for the king to call me an idiot sandwich ROWAN: but honestly, he’s such a sweetie ))): like when he’s not yelling at adults, he’s a GEM with his kids ROWAN: i wanna trade lives with matilda, she’s the cutest

DENNIS: hyfr. in the words of my hero “girl, I can buy yo' ass the world with my paystub” DENNIS: damn u love this guy so much you even know his kids name DENNIS: lets go to his vegas restaurant! i’m always down for some good grub

[dcnnish]

♦ , ☆ & ♚

♦ for an apologetic voicemail:

“ hey june, it’s me .. uh, dennis. i’m sorry for calling, i know it’s-- damn, it’s already four am?? my bad, babe. i just .. i’ve been thinking reflecting lately ... about you and things i’ve could’ve done better in our relationship. i just wanna say i’m sorry for everything i’ve ever done that hurt you, or upset you. you’re literally the sweetest girl i’ve ever met, and you deserve only the best. i hope you find someone who can make you happy, even if that’s not me. ”

☆ for a drunken voicemail

“ baby, j! fuck, i miss you. it’s been so long since we’ve spent some time together. you know what you should do? you should come over. i’m home alone. my apartment would be so much more fun if you were here. imagine all the things we could do. you cooooould watch a movie? and i could maybe .. not watch the movie? i’d rather pay more attention to a particular tiny brunette. send me your location and i’ll have an uber pick you up. ”

♚ for a confessing voicemail

“ i know you’re not answering my call because you’re with some wack ass dude-- i saw you walking across campus. i just wanted to let you know that shit bothers me. i hate seeing you with other people. and i know that’s not really your problem.. but maybe we shouldn’t hang ‘round another for while. ‘cause clearly, i have some things i need to figure out. maybe.. maybe i’m not over you. fuck, i don’t know.. i’ll hit you up when i figure shit out i guess. ”

[dcnnish]

fmk june, rowan, brooke

“ uhh. i guess .. fuck rowan because if i’m ever gonna have a baby mama it would be her-- and we’d have the dopest baby ever! ‘lil baby gucci slides ‘n all! marry june beacuse .. shit man, that’s my girl. has been and always will be. and kill brooke. been there, done that, my guy. ”

[jupiterrps-blog]

Send me a symbol to recieve the following from my muse

[devotedillusion-blog]

jupiterrps:

☺: for a happy voicemail

♥ : for a loving voicemail

♚ : for a confessing voicemail

☆ : for a drunken voicemail

✾: for a congratulatory voicemail

☽: for the final voicemail ever received (think death, etc)

ϟ: for a break up voicemail

♦: for an apologetic voicemail

♣: for a sad voicemail

☎: for a voicemail not meant for you

☃: for a holiday-centric voicemail

✉: for a ‘BIG NEWS!’ voicemail

♫: for a vague voicemail

[seawitchedd]

[jakesjohnson-deactivated2025081]

[dcnnish]

*･ imessage » ♡ bb boi ♡

dennis: ur bitch ass owns me one. i was tryin to pick up this chick and she had the auDACITY! to ask me for ur number instead.

dennis: also :( you never texted me u got home safe last night. i was up all night worried!!!

[dcnnish]

today like every other day, dennis questions why he decided to put himself through the hell that is the sports medicine program. sure, they worked with his baseball training schedule, but fuck were his morning classes a bitch. with a groggy mind and sleepy eyes, he made his way to the campus cafe, desperate for a tripe shot espresso stat. “ jesus christ, ” he whispered to himself as he realized the line was nearly out the door. moping his way to the back of the queue, he stood their for awhile, eagerly watching the baristas take what looked like a twenty drink order, and lord was his patience was running thin. as he was about to turn to leave, his eyes caught a familiar ponytail. a crooked grin grew on his face, his feet slyly leading him past all the suckers who waited for their turn. “ hey baby, thanks for waiting in line for us, ” he cooed loud enough for people behind them to hear, not wanting to deal with people giving him shit for cutting. his arms wrapped around his ex’s small frame, pulling her close to his side. “ just go with it, ya? ” he quietly begged, peering down at june. “ it’s on me, promise. ” @jcnebug

[dcnnish]

“ -- i did something bad .. or maybe not, fuck. i haven’t decided yet, ” dennis abruptly stated as he came face to face with his best friend, a small dog wiggling around excitedly in his arms as he pushed past the brunette to enter her apartment. carefully putting the pup down to explore the new environment, denny’s large frame crashed against the couch in the living room, his limbs sprawling out as he let out an exhausted groan -- obviously not having an issue making himself feel at home. “ so i was at saks fifth avenue, minding my own damn business, when i walked out to my car to see this poor baby locked up in the benz next to me. like what kind of monster leaves their dog in a hot car while they go shopping?? dipshits, that’s who! so i broke the window and took her .. but now i don’t know what the fuck to do? ” his words were rushed, her eyes peering over to bee for some sort of guidance. @bedales

[rwoan]

✧  :  𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕡 .

[dcnnish]

rowan·.

ROWAN: y’all know i love my daddy but.. ROWAN: can gordon ramsay please adopt me??

DENNIS: i mean if u wanted a new daddy girl u shoulda just called me haha 😏👅💦💯 DENNIS: but forreal why? u want him to call u an idiot sandwhich or smth

[dcnnish]

aha ha, aye! it’s ya boy .. uh, skinny penis. jk is me the ugly olivia, back at it again with an unoriginal intro. i’m not tryin’ bother y’all on the dash or nothing, but peep this post or read his full bio here if you’re down to plot with my boy dennis!

statistics:

full name: dennis william harrington.

nickname: denny.

age: twenty-one.

date of birth: april 3rd.

zodiac: aries.

birthplace: los angeles, ca.

current location: san diego, california.

gender: cismale.

pronouns: he/him.

orientation: heterosexual.

religion: nonpracticing christian.

occupation: drug dealer.

living arrangements: off campus apartment.

language(s) spoken: english.

sparknotes on dennis:

dennis is the guy you love to hate and hate to love bc hes a mcfreakin dumbass but its entertaining 80% of the time.

grew up in a very wealthy family, where money, social status, and reputations were the most important things to worry about.

his parents marriage was filled with lies and misery, which really effected the way dennis viewed the world.

dennis can often be found on the field pitching for eastwood’s baseball team, selling uppers & performance enhancing drugs, copying some kids homework, and avoiding confrontation in regards to his destructive behavior and deep rooted issues entirely:)

dennis likes to test the limits and see how far he can push people. he surprises himself with how much people actually let him get away with.

he has a history of being a serial monogamist/heartbreaker. theres a lack of respect when it comes to the women he dates tbh. he’s not forthcoming with his intentions. dennis dates for fun, and when the fun is over and it starts to become serious, he dips ! he genuinely doesn’t know how to process a deep, romantic connection. or how to be a good partner lmao. it’s a foreign subject to him so he just avoids it at all cost. he’s a wicked kind of charming. beautiful but poisonous.

although he seems like a pretty shitty dude, ( i mean which he is ) dennis isn’t a super dark, fuck you, macho dude. he’s actually a giant dork that makes really poor choices. he adores his friends and the people he chooses to surround himself with are people he would catch a grenade for okay. he’s absolute trash at showing his appreciation and love for his buddies, but just know that he really does care !!

big dick energy 24/7

denny’s end goals are to graduate, get a good job, & own a billion dogs. he wants to start over and genuinely try to make something of himself without his parents influence.

wanted connections:

BROTP BROTP BROTP BROTP

roommate, dennis lives off campus in a nice ass apartment

enemies, forced to hang out bc of a mutual friend

unrequited love, give me someone he can be soft for

drunken hookup

ex on bad terms!! give me angst

current girlfriend

first love

party buddies!

someone dennis deals drugs to