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[bigidiotenergytm]

odysseus you had one job

he's a fertility god man you can't just do that and expect no consequences

(i have a friend who, with any of my characters she finds hot, tells me to impregnate them. as a joke, i told her i would get dío pregnant if she did this very specific thing i didn't think she would do 'cause she is the least social person you'll ever meet but her ass went and did it so here we are. congrats ody or something)

okay!!!! like yall DONT want babies!!!!! damn let a man cum!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙄

[transfemzedaph]

joels being weird on twitter again

[gunpowder-tim]

this is timbertie modern au kinda and its also hella self indulgent and not properly written but if u want u can read it

[gunpowder-tim]

lin manuel miranda in house,,,,,,,, what the fuck

[queernarcissus]

looove thinking abt fisting with size differences. like. bdubs is one of the smallest on the server & beef is one of the biggest and definately has the biggest hands and. if i think about this too much i think my dick will explode

[bellasdumptruckass]

someone needs to put me down

[bellasdumptruckass]

“twilight vampires are so lame they sparkle in the sun🤣🤣🤣” have you considered that other vampires just burn and die

[bellasdumptruckass]

my pinterest algorithm said here you go you whore