#jdofdevils

[awfulheart]

43,44,51,67, 74, 84

43. How long was your longest relationship?

Pretty long.  More than a decade easily.

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

More than I can count.

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

No.  No one but myself.

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Dinner and a murder would be nice.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

Appearance.  I can justify that though. 

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

They know what they did.

[haghetisse-vault]

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I cannot stand you

Jump up your own ass and die

You complete asshole.

[haghetisse-vault]

"Come on, just hit me!"

    "...Motherfucker, why the hell are you giving me this bullshit? Get the fuck out of my office.. I don't need this."

[jdofdevils]

Illis stepped into the office, looking around. He was looking for representation and heard good things about these two. Namely that they may not be...well, "normal." He needed someone who would understand his unique circumstances. ((sorry! Very belated starter))

Adam was walking down the stairs toothbrush in his mouth when he heard the bell ring and lazily looked over “Oh” he said, toothbrush obscuring it a tad. He then ran back upstairs

"EXCUSE HIM, LATE START TODAY, ONE OF THOSE DAYS IF YOU UNDERSTAND"

Adam came back down, hair out of sorts but otherwise in impeccable condition “Please come in, can I interest you in coffee or tea?”

[jdofdevils]

Knock nine times... Well, that wasn't the weirdest thing he had to do to get somebody's attention and it was worth looking like a fool if he could get some clarification. And, he figured, he may as well do it whilst there was nobody around to watch. So he lifted his hand and knocked, waiting patiently for a response.

The door appeared and from the other side Adam opened it and welcomed the guest “Hello there, pleased to meet you. Please have a seat” He gestured over at the guest chair by the desk. He then ambled over to the waiting area

"Can I get you anything? Coffee, tea? We have swiss rolls as well if you’re feeling peckish"

"MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE" echoed Naharel

[awfulheart]

"Monster? My good sir and or madam I would like to inform you that its defamation of character, and possibly libel. I would kindly ask you retract your statement or me and my partner will come at you with the full force of the Law and Hell. Yes they are two different things"

Ah, lawyers are great.

[jdofdevils]

So like... when you get laid, is your demon pal just like lurking in the corner and watching???

"Hahaha…ok, I know we do a good deal of things that make it sound like that? The cell phone the speakers, that sort of thing. But the fact is we share a body, its just I prefer not to let him use it due to unpleasant side effects.

"So the real deal is that if I’m getting laid, he is getting laid simultaneously."

"I DONT REALLY CARE FOR SUCH THINGS THOUGH"

"The ol’ chess piece is pretty much asexual, so he usually just distracts himself by leaving me a sarcastic commentary of the events as they went down on my phone."

"SOMETIMES I HELP HIM LAST LONGER TOO"

"Yes, he forces the images of ancient texts in my brain, Im pretty sure he’s just bored and messing with me at that point though." 

[jdofdevils]

How long do you foresee Naharel possessing you?

Adam scratched his forehead “awhile? Its not a short term gig. How its been forever, essentially from Kingsley’s explanation is that it goes on until two things happen. 1. You decide you’re done. 2. You find a replacement.”

"ONE WOULD BE EASY BUT BOTH AT ONCE ARE TRICKY. KINGSLEY WAS "DONE" FOR TEN YEARS BEFORE HE FOUND ADAM"

"That’s the trick, you make your connections, have adventures, make lots of dough until youre sick but you gotta have a new chump for Naharel to latch onto"

"BECAUSE IM NOT GONNA LAX AROUND IN HELL BECAUSE ONE OF YOU LOT CALLED IT QUITS EARLY"