Witch-Queen of Red Hook

Magic gives you a lot of choices Most of them are bad. Bad is Good. Indie 'Witch Queen' OC

[evilqueenregine]

[warrrped]

[moraniarty-blog]

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot her

                                                                                                    beelzebub

[ipreferhandsome]

               { ♕ } —- ” Really, Aylin?                                   t h i s  is what it’s come to? “

[haghetisse-vault]

                      "S'right, darlin'. Nothin' I can do,       about it either. Give me what I'm here for."

[legoilas]

"Things have been pretty crazy for me too lately.”

[longliveyouandme]

[foammm-deactivated20160918]

[irasciblesin-deactivated2021042]

At the familiar sound of her enraged words, he appeared behind her, a silver handled cane in one hand. “Now,  now, no need for petty insults, absence does not warrant false claims. Y’know I don’ wear anythin’ less than Armani”. He raised and tapped the cane on the earth, “Whadda you wan’ anyway, I was havin’ a rather pleasant snooze before all yer ruckus…”

[haghetisse-vault]

She wheels around to face the old man, arms crossed like she's ready to put her all into being displeased with him... and then he opens his mouth. And Aylin was forced to close hers for a moment..

    "What the fuck are you doing with your voice? Stop that."

It was so jarring that she'd lost a bit of focus on what she was mad at him about. Well, it'd come back to her as it was him... But-

    "I'm taking over the world by next summer. That's the entire messag- No, seriously I can't get over this. What the fuck is that about? Did you finally get BBC in hell? Been watching Luther cause you miss me?"

[amidstwhirlwinds-deactivated202]

  ❦      Apparently, there was a line—- fiery witch not the only being with this agenda in mind. Of course, Luxuria was not as interested in the state of the world as much as its inhabitants. If there was something to be said of humans, it was that they were doomed to repeat the mistakes of their past. And it would only continue to worsen before their end.

"Many have tried— "

            And failed. Always some p u r e of heart in the way.

                               ”And I will admit I do not see the appeal…”

But she played the roles required of her well.

                     And would assist, if only for her own personal gain.

[haghetisse-vault]

    "Yeah, that 'pure of heart' thing doesn't really phase me, darlin'.. Unlike most people with 'world-ruling' aspirations, I'm not a fucking comic book villain.

  I know how to take care of business."

The downfall of classic villains was that they spent too god damned long doing things. People had been saying it for years but that was the truth. Stories were written for the 'hero' to win, and Aylin (as your local Red Riding Hood impersonator) knew a lot about dealing with stories..

  Aylin had fully accepted her role as bad guy.. She was leaning on a demon for support right now, c'mon. Wasn't gonna stop her from winning though.. Nothing as going to stop her from winning.

    "...I'll need you when it all starts, Lust. Are you going to be there for me?"

[haghetisse-vault]

I like how Queen!Aylin and Evil!Aylin both had 'none of my business' icons before Kermit even showed up.

[haghetisse-vault]

    "... Where the fuck is the old man?! WRATH! Where are you, you cheap suit wearing piece of shit!?"

[amidstwhirlwinds-deactivated202]

Something tells her those ‘summer plans’ are not at all as simple as her own.                   But she’s listening regardless. 

"—An orgasm would do her good." 

[haghetisse-vault]

    "I've been working on my 'sex' magic.. I can give her that orgasm if you open her up to it.."

And then the witch-queen is leaning on the demon like she's a pillar, arms around her waist and many deep sighs into her previously explored flesh. The world was so far away from her grasp..

    "The world is a mess, Tits.. and I just need to rule it."

[haghetisse-vault]

    "Come here. I gotta talk to you about my summer plans cause Dee is pissing me off."

[fleshmaid3n-deactivated20201226]

[awfulheart]

"Oh.  Oooh!  Oh, well, that’s more like a compliment, really.”

[haghetisse-vault]

    "I'm glad I could brighten your day.. You weird combination of hatred and chocolate."

[awfulheart]

"I know what AT&T is.  I just don’t fucking get it."

[haghetisse-vault]

    "You're the worst, Betty. The absolute, fucking worst. Get it now?"

[haghetisse-vault]

The Witch-Queen of Red Hook. 

  Strongest Magical Conductor this side of the Prime Meridian

    Heir to the Fifth Circle of Hell (Thanks old man)

And you had better fucking believe that I'm here for my god damned crown.