#jealous!john

[wholesomevampire]

Would the real Kirk please stand up?

SGA The Game

[daisyfreshdean]

au where they at a party and John starts getting jealous and fucks dean in public and John growling mine all mine

omg better yet this happens at a shady hunters bar after some guys try to flirt with Dean and the rumors that spread about them after that night are filthy and relentless<3 This the real reason John stopped talking to other hunters

[beatleskinkmeme]

when paul comes to the fete john is not the only one who gets a crush, one of his friends gets one too, john gets in the way and is possessive

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[cupidford]

A Case of Jealousy by Silverlyte

Sherlock spends the night flirting with a case lead, and John is not happy.

Johnlock Love Letters #2291

[discordantwords]

Green.

The word green was used to convey a great many things. Illness. Envy. Inexperience.

Standing there amidst Janine's chattering bridesmaids, watching Sherlock furrow his brow and study fabric swatches, watching him smile and simper and flirt, John thought it a remarkably apt colour choice. Because he felt quite sick to his stomach, he feared the source of said sickness might very well be jealousy, and he had absolutely no idea at all what to do about it.

Or: Sherlock needs to fake a relationship for a case. He doesn't ask John.

Chapter 1

[sherlockkinkmeme]

Prompt #285

BBC, Sherlock/John

Post S4 - Sherlock has been using Tinder, and every other dating site known to man. He’s asking men in the street for their numbers. He has been texting non-stop. When John asks if it is for an experiment, Sherlock replies no. Which leaves John feeling rather jealous. Sherlock, however is merely responding to a text from Janine: 'Find me a good boyfriend - and I mean a fucking fantastic one - and we can be friends again. Also, you can have the beehives from my back garden'

[fellshish]

That whole scene about Sherlock’s birthday still nags at me. Not only because, as smart fans have pointed out, John would have found out Sherlock’s birthday at his funeral, probably. It was on the bottom of his gravestone too, I remember from a setlock pic?

But anyway John Watson knows those texts. He counts those texts. He hears them in his nightmares. He can’t stand that orgasmy sound. He gets PTSD watching porn, probably. I mean, John Hamish Watson goes into soldier mode upon hearing it. Into battle.

57. He counted. He wondered how many more Sherlock received when he wasn’t around. It nagged at him.

The first thought upon hearing it again in that context isn’t gonna be: okay, yearly birthday text.

It’s gonna be: they’ve been going at it like rabbits for years now. Or: they’re still texting all the damn time, at the very least. She’s sending him pics of her womanly boobies. Sherlock “not my area” Holmes is all up in her area.

RIP jealous!john.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[deducemyheart]

Sherlock, plucking flower petals: John loves me!!! *twirls* John loves me not. *shoots wall* JOHN LOVES ME!! *falls backwards onto sofa*

John: *clueless* If I didn’t know any better I’d say he was … heartbrokenly pining for someone named John?? Who the fuck else does he know named John?!!!! I’ll sprain him.