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Octavian: Great idea making Percy Praetor. He already thinks he’s better than everyone just cause his father is Poseidon.

Reyna: He thinks he’s better than everyone? That’s rich, coming from the guy that walks into Senate every morning saying “Hello turd people”.

Percy, crossing his arms: What was that?

Jason, snorting: Oh come on, you don’t actually think I was flirting with her, do you?

Percy, unhappily: Well it looked like you had less blood in your face. It had to go somewhere.

Percy: I’m not the jealous type.

Jason: Then why did you just shout at Dakota?

Percy: Because he was holding your hand!

Jason: It was just a handshake!

Dakota exasperated, finding Octavian dressed in Praetor gear: What are you doing?

Octavian: Well, we voted Jason in as Praetor after the Titan War, but now he’s gone AWOL. So I thought I’d accept the Praetorship on his behalf.

Dakota: I don’t think you know what behalf means.

Octavian, straightening his cape fastenings in the mirror: Of course I do, it’s a verb. As in I be-haffin’ it.

Jason: *having an intelligent conversation with Annabeth about the quest*

Percy: *glaring at him across the table*

Jason, noticing him: I may be misinterpreting things Percy, but do you have a problem with me or something?

Percy, crossing his arms: I just think if you’re that hot, you should have the common decency to be a bit thick.

Reyna: So, Percy will be our new Praetor and Jason’s replacement.

Octavian, snorting: I think the fuck not.

Octavian, pulling her aside: I just wanna revisit our discussion about the new guy one more time. Are you sure you want to keep him around?

Reyna: I am. Do you have a problem with Percy?

Octavian, smiling: Percy’s great, I love the guy.

Octavian, diplomatically: But I’m not sure he’s a good fit for Camp Jupiter and New Rome.

Octavian, shrugging: And also, I’m not sure if I love the guy.

Octavian: I can’t believe Percy beat me for Praetor.

Reyna, sympathetically: It was really close.

Octavian: Then I demand a recount!

Reyna: You know, it wasn’t that close actually.

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