Whiteknight Jealous Weiss trying to convince herself she doesnt care when an unknown girl flirts with Jaune (cuts to one minute later yelling "I CARE" or "I NEED HIM" (totally not a spongebob reference))
Ooooooh; a challenge. Never done a Whiteknight before, so this'll be a learning experience. Don't hate me if it's bad, please.
Weiss sees Jaune talking casually to a random girl.
Weiss (thinking): So Jaune's talking to some girl. So what? It's just a casual conversation. It's not like I'm jealous of him talking to her instead of me.
Jaune tells a corny joke and the girls laughs too enthusiastically.
Weiss (thinking): Did...did she just laugh with him? My Jau- No! I'm not even bothered by it. So what if she has the same sense of humor as him? I don't care.
She then sees the girl batting her eyelashes at him.
Weiss (thinking) : Don't even think about hitting on him, you...no! He can be with whoever he wants. I mean, who cares if he ends up with her and not me?
She rushes up to Jaune and wraps her arms around him, startling him.
Weiss (glaring at the girl): Mine.
Ruby: Why does she keep denying that she doesn't like Jaune?
Blake: I gave up guessing a while ago.