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We are not allowed to sit or lay down
We are crying in pain but we are still not heard
While describing our pain we are not allowed to speak one decibel over the voice of the Divine Doctor
Doctors have x-ray eyes and can determine whether your bones are broken just with a glance
Everything is always because of weed
Every complain isn't actually valid because you're a bipolar, manipulative, careless, idiot junkie who "is acting up"
There's like 8 people there but it will take 7+ hours to be seen by a doctor, who will strangely see you for less than 10 minutes. (Also those 8 people don't seem sick or hurt at all??)
Don't you dare ask for another Tylenol or "shooter" IT HASN'T BEEN A FULL HOUR YET
You came in for a finger, but you complain about knee pain(x) and stomachache like wtf are you doing with a whole body who can feel pain all over while we are looking at one, specific, non-broken finger.
We're gonna pretend we know nothing about you at all and shower you with questions we already. Know. The answer. To.
Don't you dare smoke weed but our solution for pain is oxycodone, which we reluctantly agree to give to you while looking at you as if you are a heroine addict asking for another fix. (Pretty sure I had never taken an opioid before (except codeine for wisdom teeth and IUD) and I honestly think it was actually a sugar pill cuz it didn't help)
You fuckers should consult female NURSES about how to run the place and how to treat patients cuz they (not all of them but most) actually understand pain and use their human empathy
Fuck you all.
Also, taxi drivers are dicks.







