#jebrex

[red-riveria]

can i get aaaaa sentai jebrex?

Hell yeah brother

[xrosevoidx]

fuckit while im in a posting mood heres an old jebrex thing thats not going in the main tag

[chowderin]

yeah anyway

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[borderlineomniverse]

I’ve always wanted to contribute to the tiny corner of the website that is wozblr but unfortunately wozblr is mostly made up of fanart, and I can’t draw for shit. But what I can do is write, and I especially love AU’s. So, allow me to scream some stw au’s/headcanons into the void:

Terry Lesler is the designated driver

Target Employee had high alcohol tolerance, Wendy’s Employee can get dead drunk after half a can of spiked lemonade

Jerry Attricks also has high alcohol tolerance but is also perpetually drunk/high for whatever reason

Chet Shaft was Steel Wool’s old manager, and was such a bad boss that he made Steel want to kill him (which we all know how that ended)

Jeb Jab knows that the other games they play are technically not Gex, but he has spent an egregious amount of time writing a complex theory that makes every other game canon and connected to the Gex games somehow (he has a Pepe Silvia-style wall in his residence with all the connections and theories bridged by yarn)

Alternatively, Jeb really thinks all games are Gex and Rex/Scott have had to go through elaborate shenanigans to make sure he doesn’t find out the truth (would make an amazing fanfic)

Liza Lotts is Kay Swiss’ ex

The Shaft family owns the Games on a Shelf franchise, which is how they got their wealth

Steel Wool is one of Jerry Attricks’ patients, evidenced by the line in Borderline Forever when he states that he’s had patients who’ve killed people

Jerry Attricks has also probably killed someone

The reason why there’s an absence of good law enforcement in the wozverse is because the events of the WiiWare Chronicles actually occurred, abolishing government and law enforcement bodies. Only small groups of officers remain, including Steel Wool and Police Employee.

Jebrex is canon

[salemruinseverything]

jebrex in which jeb is a strong advocate for kissing the homies and rex (grey aroace) is struggling to admit just how in love with jeb he actually is because god fucking damn it he doesn't know how to deal with romance he has been in love ONCE before and it was with FUCKING WARIO

[glfry]

Can these two get a fucking room

[borderlineomniverse]

The Waste Chasers wish you all a happy pride month. I hope each of your days get gayer and gayer (just like them)!

[chowderin]

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