[don't worry, the mile long description is staying, that's my only accomplishment on this site aside from april 13, 2007, brobecks bmonday, ferb time, and that one mangoball post]
[i'm also liveblogging homestuck intermittently, go here [browser only] for a nice little organized archive. unlike everything else on tumblr it works better on mobile browser, my desktop theme doesn't like long posts]
also strawpage isn't as confusing as carrd so i have one of those now if you want more general info/other places i reside on the internet/want to send me a goofy little drawing anonymously but this pinned is more in-depth/has more of my tumblr specific info if you want that
am i on post limit right now: no! they let me back out of the MOAT guys i'm fine and definitely not reconditioned at all
hi, welcome to salemruinseverything dot tumble, your source for quality reblogs and absolutely nothingburger original posts. my name's salem. [mainly.] i use they/them, xe/xem, joy/joyr, ae/aer, it/its, and 🍭/🍭s pronouns [also mainly, you can check my pronouny for more of both of those.] [also, i do sometimes use he/him or she/her for myself, but id prefer if other people didn't.] this is mostly a bandom/shitposting blog, but i have been known to post about politics, comics, animatronics, minecraft* youtubers, the nintendo 3ds, and doll collecting very frequently. loud and proud gender abolitionist. #1 oc blorbotagger. i don't consider myself someone who has a favorite color but if i did it would be yellow. i'm allergic to red meat and grass. deeply normal about the city of chicago. proud owner of the urls @hussiebotphobic [rip], @idbapunkifmymomwouldletme, @genderqueerramonaflowers, @genderqueerjebjab, @ranboodead, @scenequeenheatherchandler, @petewentzamadeusyaoi, and @william-beckett-shoujo-legs. i have a lot of ocs, please ask me anything you want to know about them. people seem to just completely not know that i'm a pagan, which is fair because i barely post about it unless prompted but if you were wondering what my religious affiliation is, now you know. feel free to read on if you want to know anything else but that's really all the info you need.
dni if: you're a queerphobe, an ace/aro exclusionist, anti-xenogenders/neopronouns, radfems of any kind [this includes terfs, swerfs, tirfs, and trfs. transfeminists who aren't gender essentialists are incredibly welcome though], people who genuinely give any shred of a fuck about proship/antiship discourse [if were being completely honest i think it truly does not matter and both sides have lost any shred of nuance. that being said there are 2 specific mutuals this does not apply to you two know who you are you can stay], anti-kin/therian of any sort, preps/posers /mj [fair warning that this isn't an exhaustive list and i hardblock without hesitation if your vibes are off. no hard feelings unless you're a bigot] also this isn't dni criteria but if i check your blog and you regularly post about hating something i like or liking something i hate i'm probably going to block you. genuinely no offense but we are probably not going to get along
a short list of things i post about [formerly a list of things i actively post about, but half of these fandoms are dead now and i'm too lazy to take them out]
my chemical romance
various decaydance bands
hating brendon urie
twenty øne piløts[? in my 2026? it's more likely than you think.]
i DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
the aforementioned bamd secretly being catboys
waterparks [the band]
sanders sides
various mcyts/associated streamers/youtubers
homestuck[? in my 2026? it's m-]
tally hall. how did i forget tally hall.
brian david gilbert [& associated acts]
particularly polygon but i can no longer count that as an associated act [the polygon fandom is dead but i'm keeping this in here for 1. clarification 2. the memories]
the heart rate of a mouse [i apologize in advance]
will wood, with or without the tapeworms
lalaloopsy [where is lalaloopsy tumblr. please]
american girl
some other general doll collecting stuff as well, but i do mainly collect the two mentioned above [mostly lalaloopsies. lalaloopsy fans please interact]
showbiz pizza/the rockafire explosion[/chuck e cheese occasionally]
disney parks [i hate the corporation but i am a sucker for a good dark ride] [this one has mostly been redirected to @finalgirldanarmbruster but some of it might leak over here once in a while]
scott pilgrim vs. the world [ramona flowers is my precious little meow meow. she's me fr. if she gets hurt i am killing everyone in this room and then myself]
i haven't seen a single episode of supernatural since i was 9 and have never played tf2 but castiel and scout are my special little guys so i post about them sometimes
this list will probably be changed at some point by the way this is just off the top of my head
tags i use: [an old and messy list, but this is like 60% for personal reference; my featured tags will probably be more useful to you unless you're looking for something very specific]
#salem's random thoughts: any original textposts i make
#salem's shitposting at midnight again: my old textpost tag, was briefly used to seperate my memes from my other miscellaneous textposts but is now all but retired
#top 10 gerard way gf moments: you know how this post originally said one of my only personality traits was having a crush on gerard way? yeah
#killjoy.fm: music posts ^^
#awsten knight troll propaganda: hey did you know that awsten knight is a valid troll name? and that him typing in all caps all the time could technically be counted as a typing quirk? yeah [the tag that inevitably led to parxstuck]
#tally hall out boy cinematic universe: a mostly abandoned project wherein i tried to connect everything possible to tally hall and/or fall out boy
#salems selfies: this is just pictures of my face
#you're a hot mess and i'm falling for queue: queue tag [mostly used when i hit post limit but sometimes i schedule things]
#salems im okay liveblog: on the rare occasions my favorite webcomic, i'm okay (trust me), updates i am bound to liveblog the new episode so if you dont care about it then block that cause I Have Emotions About These Dumb Emo Teens [mostly abandoned bc iotm is also mostly abandoned]
#salem answers a question: tag for asks
#my friends!!: things my friends/mutuals post!
#seven of spiders: tag for my band that will be fully real One Day
#salem's discography liveblogs: there were a lot of bands i was avoiding getting into just because i didn't know when or how to start with their music, so i now have a list of said bands and i've been going down the list, picking a band and listening to one of their albums until i finish their whole discography. used to be on sundays but i kind of just do them whenever i feel like it now. i also have individual tags for each band but you can find those by going through the tag. current tags to block if you don't wanna see this: #paramore discography liveblog
i don't have a specific tag for this but i do also occasionally liveblog concerts i'm at; you can find those tags here
#vampireposting, #bunnyposting, #chicagoposting, #wonderlandposting, #idogposting, & #ftwwwposting: i like vampires, rabbits, the city of chicago, alice in wonderland, idogs, & my chemical romance's cult classic b-side F.T.W.W.W. self explanatory.
#salems ocs, #the murder crew, #dsmpjoys au, #parxstuck, #my chemical l'manberg au, & #the reprisians: stuff abt my ocs/aus! [please send me asks about them pls pls p] [note because i don't know where else to put it; dsmpjoys & mcl are on indefinite hiatus o7]
#every day i have strange sentences (?) put into my ask box by tumblr user full of teeth: dumb shit [affectionate] that boris sends me. still using his url from three urls ago because i'm lazy.
#liveblogging my breakdown: the posts that get a little too venty lmao, feel free to block if you don't wanna see that shit
#muppet chemical romance: collecting posts that are about both the muppets and american rock band my chemical romance
this will also be updated cause i Know this isnt all the tags i use on a regular basis
other things i think are important to note:
all my posts are ok to rb unless they're specifically tagged with don't rb [although i guess this isn't much of an issue now that i can turn off reblogs but. still]
the yellow heart emojis have no deeper meaning other than i like yellow and i am intentionally putting more whimsy into my life 💛
all the tw/cw tags i use are formatted "tw/cw [thing]", & mentions of that thing are tagged "tw/cw [thing] mention". i often forget which things i use cw tags for and which i use tw tags for so id recommend blocking both to protect yourself from my stupidity
also i don't actually post any explicit nsfw stuff on this account [with the exception of mcr being Like That but i don't really think that counts] HOWEVER i do post a lot of sex jokes and/or posts that mention nsfw topics, so block #nsfw/#nsfwish if you don't want to see those
please send me asks. i crave human interaction
i block people who even slightly annoy me. i am protecting my peace. if i blocked you and you think it was because you were just annoying & not a genuine asshole you can send me a message thru strawpage with your url and i'll probably unblock you
i threaten to kill other people and myself a lot. please know that i'm joking. murder is bad. suicide is also bad
my sideblogs:
@mediocreincorrectquotes: incorrect quotes of various fandoms
@sevenofspiders: blog for my band :p
@salems-edits: feel like the url sums that one up
@terribleocincorrectquotes: incorrect quotes of my ocs, horribly organized
@ooc-tiktok-comments: the uh. the url sums that one up too
@cottoncandy-system: system blog [hi we have osdd. apparently]
@bimbemo: aesthetic sideblog [HUGE flashing lights & eyestrain cw]
@its-just-ray-toro: its just ray toro. follow for ray toro on your dash
@bunnyboylyricbot: lyrics i like posted twice daily [when i remember to queue things]
@starstruck-n-m3tal: i am the #1 scholar on all things party poison
@parxstuck: blog for my horrible horrible waterparks-themed mspfa
@emopopalbumtournament: my horrible horrible tournament blog
@accidentalpatdreference: accidental panic! at the disco references
@finalgirldanarmbruster: disney parks sideblog because i'm ashamed of myself
@makeupakilljoy: killjoy can be a species if we all try hard and believe in ourselves
@bandomblox: uncovering the hidden secrets of bandom roblox via out of context screenshots
@throamryansuggestion: is it 2016 in here or [url sums this one up]
all of the sideblogs below are semi-rp, semi-aesthetic blogs for my ocs all of which are very inactive
@alluwantizbadboys - gabe kennedy
@sharpeasaknife - helena sharpe
@christmasknight - noelle knight
@thearistocrat - cain harmony
@mxs1n1st3r - celine sinister
@frmthrzr2thrzry - aaron knight
@b3aut1ful--quarant1n3 - razz roscoe
@voluntaryv1ct1m - jaxxie boyd
@began-and-ended-in-ellipses - cas roscoe
i also have a few secret sideblogs. you'll have to find them yourself
also i am now forcing you to look at these pictures of ryan ross.
[Image ID: several assorted photos of Ryan Ross. /end ID]
that's it thank you have a good day
