#jedislayer

[appropriate-as-always]

You know, when you think about it, given the following:

A) According to the lore, regular bullets (or “slugs”, as the universe calls them) are not blocked by lightsabers, but rather are simply melted and reduced to a scorching spray of molten metal, and

B) Because (most) lightsabers are little more than thin lines, even with perfect force sensitivity, a Jedi cannot necessarily block more than two simultaneous shots, especially if they are significantly scattered,

Then we can conclude that a regular shotgun, from a short distance, with a substantial spread, would absolutely wreck a Jedi’s shop.

Anyway, from now on I shall be referring to all shotguns as “Jedislayers.”