Zach, the Exhausted Tenor

20s. Gay. He/him.

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[thresholdbb]

Middle-aged moms on Vulcan with live long & prosper decor

[karrakazz]

[wordcubed]

[infertilityidol]

7 notes from mutuals is infinitely more valuable than 30k from the rabble

[infertilityidol]

gangs all here

[nextlevelsmp3]

[dogpuppy]

[appropriate-as-always]

23 books so far this year (4 of which were novellas) is a high I probably haven’t hit since high school or earlier!

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[girlpurplelily]

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

[grumfy]

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

[meowthiroth]

y'know what fuck it *opens an oblivion gate on your dash*

[tomb-mold]

i get so gay off that estus flask

[friccahacked]

fuck it. kafcake

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's kind of insane how disasterous of an effect it can have on your psyche and development as an adult if people thought you were annoying when you were 8

[backsack]

here comes the airplane

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

If Utena Tenjou ate a lithium-ion battery, she would turn into an electric car, not an airplane.

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It’s a big mistake to think you’re the only one who can turn into a electric car

Voting ended onJul 9

[canonicallyginger]

Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

The phrase “Here comes the airplane” is spoken by parents while feeding their babies batteries, so that their babies can become airplanes. Becoming an airplane is considered good because it is a high-paying job. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

If you were on a plane about to crash and there was only one parachute, which member of The Beatles would you give it to?

Paul Simon

Yoko Ono

George Michael

Patrick Starr

Voting ended onJul 24