#jeezricks

[atemoss]

morty takes their hand into his and leans into their side teasingly. “heyyy, kris.” :]

* You ..should say something?

[ * Haiiii Haiiiii x3 ♥️ * OSISJDDJ?????H?? ]

His hand is clasped rather tightly, Kris meeting his gaze with only the most grave and serious of expressions. Wow, they must have something important to say-

"osi..sjdd....j?????h???"

Nope, not at all! Just garbage noise, that's all they had to share. Great. Cool. Thank you, Kris. Whatever the hell it was supposed to mean is apparently positive, however, considering they rest their head on his shoulder.

[thcpresidcnt-archived]

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@jeezricks sent; “i’ve never been relaxed, ever, actually,”

That amused the President. A little more so than he thought it would. "Funny, neither have I," He sat down in the large office chair, a hand laid flat against the desk. A subtle sign to ease the Rick guards.

"Come, sit down, let's talk."

[advnterccs-archive]

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@jeezricks sent; “this is all your fault.” for rick 😗

"Well, you know what, fuck you, too." Rick retaliated, knowing full well that the other was right.

An hour prior he had somehow confused dimensions. One number off and too drunk to realize it. Enough to cause friction with the Rick of that dimension. A moment lead to another moment causing not only the portal guns to break, but the other Rick to be on the floor unconscious.

He picked up the broken devices. "Just give me an hour or so and I'll fix this, in the meantime, keep your Rick away from me."

[chiheru-a]

❛    one    of    my    plants    died    today    ...    ❜    

@jeezricks​  / ♡

[givemefreeshit]

@jeezricks replied to your post: i want to say that i think being forced to sit...

aw jeez. cant hear you over the sound of my egregiously long superhero movies

ew, you watch superhero movies. 😔 do you watch the marvel ones? there are only like, a few marvel movies i can do.

(of course into the spiderverse was fucking amazing though.)

but you know what? if you’ve got the attention span for those movies. more power to you.

[jeezricksa]

                                            MORTY   SMITH ,

                    THE   WIDE - EYED   UNREMARKABLE  .

                                  defended  'til  my  dying  breath  by  alex!

[guiltycharge]

@jeezricks​ gets a one liner

“   imagine  if  when  we  DIED ,  our  bodily  gases  built  up  inside  us  and  then  we  EXPLODED.  that’s  what  happens  to  WHALES  when  they  die ,  and  i  just  think  that’s  beautiful.   ”

[ohtallest]

@jeezricks​ liked this post for a short starter !

     “ SO YOU’RE TELLIN’ me you go around on space adventures all the time ?   man ,   what is with people from URTH not knowing how to mind their business ! “