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{ OOC } In the process of moving the muses to @mcltiples
{ OOC } i need help making this decision
Should I add Evil Morty / Evil Rick to my multi-muse to make things easier?
Yes, make things easier for yourself
No, it'll be too confusing
[ Rin's peaking option / don't vote here ]
Are you aware that your counterpart is trying to steal your pet / girlfriend, for whatever reason? Probably some nasty scheme.
@evilmcg && @countlessrealities mentioned
There was a bit of silence. The president had to admit that he didn't know exactly what went on. Something about an arrow then suddenly those two were closer than ever before. Maybe he shouldn't have been so busy with his second-in-command, but he couldn't help it.
Lately, he'd been dealing with something from his past, but that was a completely different story.
The click of a pen regained his composure and put focus on the question asked to him. "How idiotic of you to think that he could steal what has and will always be mine," He spoke flatly as he concentrated on the paperwork in front of him, signing the dotted line on each piece of paper.
"If anyone is scheming it's her, not him," He could help to let the bit of jealousy rise through him and out of his mouth. "Who does she think she is running around Other Mes, I gave her this life that she has now, I'm the one who helped her and this is how she repays me?"
A slam of a fist on the surface rumbled the entire desk. He could feel his heart racing, breath quickening. Damn. Maybe he should get a drink to help relax him.
Rick whatโs your opinion of the First Lady meg?
For a moment, Rick would think carefully about his words. Speaking anything ill of her (not that he had anything like that to say) could cost him. And he already managed to make it through a week without being punished. He would like it to stay that way.
"I-I think she's a very nice girl," He began, tone neutral and professional. "A lot of Mortys on the Citadel enjoy seeing her with the president and I know less than 20% of Ricks find her amusing and cute... in a mocking type of way,"
Yet, those were just facts. Not his own opinion. It was so hard to find it these days. On everything that he spoke about.
Clearing his throat, he continued on. "H-Her obsession with the president is evident and I-I'm mostly overlooked by her, so we hadn't properly talked yet. I-I think she's good for him, but I feel a little... bad for her..."
That last sentence caused him to pull down his sleeve, fidgeting with the hem. "O-Other than that, sh-she's really great, I think."
@evilmcg sent; โI baked the president a birthday cake. Would you like some?โ Evilmcg for E-rick
This was surprising. The first lady asking if he wanted some cake. At this point, he started to think that he was just some decoration in the room. Something that went unnoticed by everyone. Specifically that of his boss.
And, well, it was a nice thought. That he could be included, too, in the festivities.
"Sure, wh-what flavor is it?"
@evilmcg sent; โHere I baked you a cake. I also got you a present if you wanna open it. Happy birthday sweetie.โ A quick peck was given to his cheek before settlng the cake down. Normally she would be more over the top with her gestures but she got the impression he wasnโt crazy over his birthday but she still wanted to make him feel loved and appreciated. (Evilmcg)
The president should have come to expect these types of things from Meg. She held a different mindset compared to his own. Something akin to that of his second-in-command. And so he would have to put up with it. Not that it wasn't much to put up with.
"Thank you, just leave it over at the bar," He swooshed his hand in the air, vaguely directing over to the cart on the other side of the room. Where it held the whiskey and glasses he drank. "I'll open the gift later."
Right now, he would busy himself with his paperwork. There were things he needed to settle by the end of the day. Blueprints to look over, documents to sign. None of which could wait.
It was nearing the afternoon and Morty couldn't believe that he let his second-in-command talk him into taking a break from the work that kept piling up on his desk. Not just that, but being blind-folded with a thick yellow ribbon and having to rely on holding the man's hand to be guided somewhere, just felt humiliating.
"Where are you taking me anyway?"
"Sir, please, i-it's a surprise..."
That only elicited a huff from the president, but it didn't matter. He was just hoping that this wouldn't take long. He needed to get stuff done and he wasn't about to let anything else get in the way.
Once the walking came to a slow, the first sounds he noticed were the loud echo of his shoes on a tiled floor. His immediate guess was that they were in some kind of auditorium. That's all he could distinguish.
The blind-fold was slipped off of him and he was presented within, what he had guessed, the auditorium. Gold and black balloons were decorated through-out. Decorations hung from high places, specifically a mismatched colored sign that wrote the words 'Happy Birthday.'
This was the most surprising thing that could have happened to him today. Though, given that his second-in-command was known for frills, he couldn't exactly not have expected it.
"It's...."
In a nervous stammer, the second-in-command interrupted. "I-I know, sir, y-you don't like celebrating your birthday. But, I thought this year, th-that I would do something special for you...."
A beat of silence.
".... It's adequate, nice job, I need to get back to work, but," Another bit of silence. "Later, you can take me out dinner."
"Y-Yes, sir, I'm glad that you like it. See you later..."
@countlessrealities sent; It's the middle of the morning when a small portal, large enough for a hand to slip through, opens right above the surface of the President's desk. Before anyone can react, a vial filled with a pearly white liquid is deposited on it by slender fingers and the next moment the portal has already closed, as quickly as it has appeared.
Attached to the vial, there's a brief note.
โI'm aware that you can get your hands on effective truth serums, but this is for when you feel like being less boring. One drop on the skin and the subject will bleed out in agony a little more with every lie they tell. Have fun.โ
It's not signed, but then again, it's an easy guess. After all, how many people deliver this kind of gift?
[[ from my Evil Rick to your E-Morty || My E-Morty never kids when he says that his second-in-command most of the time forgets that manners are a thing xD ]]
It'd been a busy morning. Not because of the fact that the president had a lot to do, it was with the speed of what he wanted to. He wanted to get through all of the boring necessities so he could conduct his special surprise later for his counterpart. And in order to free up all of his evening time? He would have to spend all morning hunched over work.
Though, a quick distraction came and was welcomed. After all, seeing a small hand-sized portal and a mysterious substance land on his desk, he found it intriguing. And he couldn't have been mad at that.
As he read the note, ideas sparked within his mind. Evident in the half smile that now appeared on his face. Who knew that birthday gifts could actually be fun and useful at the same time?
A hummed chuckle left his throat as he took the vial and set it within the drawer of his desk. He knew exactly who he would use it on. There was no other person he loved to torture the most and this would be perfect.
Even if he knew his own second-in-command would never lie to him. That wouldn't stop him from having as much fun as he wanted.
@countlessrealities sent; Waking up on the morning of his birthday, the current President of the Citadel would find a small box on his nightstand, wrapped in blood red paper and decorated with a slender golden ribbon. The box in itself is made of dark, polished wood, padded on the inside with a soft and silky material. On it rests a book-shaped locket, its silvery surface finely inlaid with constellations patterns. In the very middle of its cover, a small, circular yellow gemstone.
Once opened, the locker reveals that its insides host two small mirrors, even if there's still enough room to hold a small object. In that moment, said space was occupied by a thin red thread, weaved to look like a chain.
Next to the gift there's a hand-written note, and the calligraphy unmistakably gives away whom the sender is, even without the signature that concludes it.
โDear other me, I'll have you knowing that celebrating birthdays isn't something I'm used to do. I never have and there is a reason why I made sure that such peace of information is redacted and unaccessible. However, of course, you wouldn't need to look it up to know...for obvious reasons. I've anticipated that you'd get me a present even against my wishes, so I decided to reciprocate. It wouldn't be very fair if I was the only one to receive something on this day. I hope you'll forgive me if the gift smaller and perhaps not as meaningful as my previous ones. As I've said, I don't consider birthdays something to be celebrated. This said, I wish you a pleasant day and to enjoy your plans, if you made any for the occasion. - Mortimer P.S.: You look cuter than I had imagined in your sleep.โ
[[ My E-Morty to your E-Morty || ๐คญ I guess that he really can't not be a little sassy, no matter the occasions xD ]]
This certainly wasn't anything that the president had expected upon waking up. His eyes were immediately drawn to the box. He didn't need any more coaxing than that to get himself sat up in bed to open it up. With delicate precision and all, he would make sure that he carefully unwrapped it.
He carefully took the locket within his hand. Using the thread attached to dangle it before his eyes. Watching as the gemstone caught the artificial sunlight that shone through the curtains of his bedroom.
It would be foolish to say anything else other than that it was beautiful. Something that he had never been gifted before. For a moment, he couldn't think anything of it.
Yet, somewhere deeper in his mind -- that original 14 year old self from before -- came up with fragmented thoughts. Delusional ones.
Shaking his head, he lowered down the locket onto the nightstand next to him. Instead of focusing on those idiotic thoughts, he decided to read the note.
No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't help to soft hint of a smile and that swell within his heart. Now that was something he wouldn't read too much into. After all, this was just part of their game. And he intended on winning it.
Whatever that entailed.
"Cute," Was all he whispered to himself. The note was folded up neatly before he slid himself out of the bed. Slowly walking over towards one of the dressers. Inside of the drawers, he neatly placed it on top of the other notes that his counterpart had sent ever since they started their back and forth. "Really cute."
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{ OOC } that fuckin' dumbass moment when you realize you keep getting the dimension code wrong and you didn't realize until fuckin' now
{ OOC } so i thought about it and I finally finished the bad ending verse! bio will be coming soon, but here's a little tag dump.
{ OOC } do you ever just want to go batshit insane and add a bad ending verse that you know will tear your muses apart but you don't give a shit 'cause the concept is GOOD ??? or is that just me
details about ocs!
send an emoji/description of emoji to learn more about a writer's oc! many of these are taken from my munday asks meme, because i thought it would be fun to make a version for characters too! the prompts are categorized by emoji type and given descriptions in case anyone can't see the symbols. can be used for roleplayers and any general writers alike! for roleplayers, these can also be used for your interpretations of canon characters if you so desire as well!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐ญ THOUGHT BALLOON โ what is your oc's MBTI, enneagram, and/or other personality aspects (if known/interested in)? ๐ CAR โ does your oc have a driver's license? can they drive/operate any automobiles/machinery besides cars? โ๏ธ AIRPLANE โ does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person? ๐ฎ VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER โ what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies? ๐ RING โ does your oc have any piercings? do they want any (more) piercings? ๐๏ธ BALLPOINT PEN โ does your oc have any tattoos? do they want any (more) tattoos? ๐ BOOKS โ what level of education has your oc most recently completed/is currently in (GED, undergraduate, grad school, phd, etc)? ๐ป VIOLIN โ does your oc play any instruments? what is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/advanced/virtuoso/etc)? ๐ฉน ADHESIVE BANDAGE โ does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities? ๐ฉธ DROP OF BLOOD โ what is your oc's blood type?
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐ถ MUSICAL NOTES โ what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often? ๐ฏ HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL โ share three random facts about your oc that others may not know. ๐ค SLEEPING SIGN โ is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits? ๐ฑ TRIDENT EMBLEM โ can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming? ๐บ RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP โ does your oc know how to use any weapons? ๐ถ LARGE ORANGE DIAMOND โ does your oc know cpr? do they have any other medical expertise? ๐ซ PROHIBITED โ does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?
๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐ RAINBOW โ what is your oc's sexual orientation/gender identity? what pronouns do they use? ๐ CHRISTMAS TREE โ what is your oc's favorite holiday? ๐ถ DOG FACE โ does your oc have any pets? ๐ CAT โ does your oc prefer a wide circle of friends or a few close friends? ๐ท PIG FACE โ what is your oc's favorite animal? ๐ DRAGON โ what is your oc's favorite mythical creature? ๐ LEAVES FLUTTERING IN WIND โ what is/was your oc's favorite subject in school? ๐ด PALM TREE โ does your oc have a green thumb? do they enjoy gardening? ๐ RED APPLE โ where was your oc born? do they still live in/around their place of birth or do they live somewhere else? how do they feel about their birthplace?
๐๐๐๐๐๐. โค๏ธ RED HEART โ what are three of your oc's positive traits? ๐ค WHITE HEART โ what are three of your oc's neutral/questionable traits? ๐ BROKEN HEART โ what are three of your oc's negative traits? ๐ HEART WITH ARROW โ what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them? ๐งก ORANGE HEART โ does your oc tend to prioritize family or friends? ๐ YELLOW HEART โ how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any? ๐ GREEN HEART โ does your oc prefer being inside or outside? ๐ BLUE HEART โ does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world? ๐ PURPLE HEART โ what is your oc's ancestry/genetic background? ๐ค BLACK HEART โ has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?
๐ ๐๐๐๐. ๐ BIRTHDAY CAKE โ when is your oc's birthday? how old are they? what are their sun, moon, & rising signs (if known)? what about their tarot card, ruling planet, & ruling number (if known)? do they fit the typical traits of these sun, moon, & rising signs? ๐ SPAGHETTI โ what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)? ๐ฐ SHORTCAKE โ what is/are your oc's favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)? ๐ฆ SOFT ICE CREAM โ what is/are your oc's favorite ice cream flavor(s)? ๐ HAMBURGER โ is your oc good at cooking? are they good at baking? which one do they prefer? ๐ฅฏ BAGEL โ what does your oc's typical breakfast look like? do they usually eat breakfast? ๐ฅช SANDWICH โ what does your oc's typical lunch look like? do they usually eat lunch? ๐ CURRY AND RICE โ what does your oc's typical dinner look like? do they usually eat dinner? ๐ธ COCKTAIL GLASS โ what is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink? โ๏ธ HOT BEVERAGE โ does your oc prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? how do they like to take this drink (ex. coffee with milk, hot chocolate with whipped cream, a specific kind of tea, etc)?
๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐ SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES โ what are your oc's career/general life desires? what do they want to get the most out of life? ๐ CONFOUNDED FACE โ is your oc an introvert, an extrovert, or an ambivert? do they let people in easily, or are they more reserved? ๐ค THINKING FACE โ what are some of your oc's quirks/mannerisms? ๐ง FACE WITH MONOCLE โ is your oc more logical or emotional? ๐ค SMILING FACE WITH GLASSES โ is your oc chatty or quiet? are they at ease in social situations, or are they more shy? ๐คฉ FACE WITH STARRY EYES โ is your oc a planner, or are they more spontaneous in their actions? ๐ฅ SAD BUT RELIEVED FACE โ is your oc prone to getting stressed out, or is it easy for them to keep their cool? ๐ DOWNCAST FACE WITH SWEAT โ is your oc open-minded or stubborn? are they inquisitive or do they prefer to keep to their bubble of knowledge? ๐ DISAPPOINTED FACE โ does your oc attract others, or do they tend to be left alone? ๐ค FACE WITH THERMOMETER โ does your oc get sick easily? ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ FAMILY WITH MOTHER, FATHER, SON AND DAUGHTER โ how many people are in your oc's immediate family? how many people are in your oc's extended family? do they have aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, etc? who in their family are they closest with? are they close with their birth family, or do they have a found family?
{ OOC } I desperately need you all to know that Evil Rick has a cat, she's a white ragdoll cat, her name is Princess and she lives up to her name by being the most spoiled little thing in the world
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Italicize what your muse likes. Bold what they love. Strike-thru what they hate.
Taste: Sweet | Salty | Bitter | Umami | Sour | Chocolate | Bacon | Vegetables | Fruit | Berries | Carrots | Cake | Cookies | Pretzels | Pasta | Tomatoes | Applesauce | Sauerkraut | Pickles | Olives | Potatoes | Ice Cream | Pineapple | Pineapple on pizza | Fish | Beef | Garlic | Spinach | Mushrooms | Cheese | Milk | Juice | Marmite | Beetroot | Anchovies | Gefilte Fish | Peppers | Wholewheat bread | Marshmallows | Mango | Broccoli | Peanut butter | Nutella | Mint and chocolate | Cashew nuts | Tofu | Brussels sprouts | Grape flavour
Touch: Soft | Rough | Smooth | Sticky | Slimy | Hot | Cold | Damp | Wet | Clammy | Coarse | Fur | Velvet | Silk | Lace | Hot metal | Cold metal | Paper | Plastic | Bubble wrap | Wool | Wood | Tree bark | Hot asphalt | Leaves | Wicker | Sand | Rocks | Rough rocks | Smooth rocks | Hair | Skin | Tight hugs | Gentle hugs | Lip kisses | Skin kisses | Holding hands | Rough touches | Gentle touches | Scratches | Bites | Sunlight | Light sheets | Thick blankets | Baggy clothes
Scent: Flowers | Sea water | Chocolate | Fish | Cooking onions | Cleaning products | Citrus | Lemons | Grapefruit | Oranges | Rain | Freshly cut grass | Wet dirt | Wood | Cologne | Perfume | Fire | Smoke | Gasoline | Tires | Paint | Chlorine | Pools | Fresh bread | Cooking bacon | New books | Coffee | Linen | Vanilla | Cinnamon | New car | Coconut | Sunscreen | Nail polish | Mint | Cigarette smoke | Leather
Sound: Loud sounds | High pitched sounds | Low pitched sounds | Quiet sounds | Loud voices | Soft voices | High voices | Deep voices | Morning voice | Snoring | Rain on windows | Fire crackle | Crickets | Frogs | Typing on a keyboard | Horse hooves on gravel | High heels | Laughter | Deep laughter | Giggling | Purring | Dog bark | Howling | Car engine | Distant chatter | Bird chirps | Classical music | Pop music | Folk music | Rock music | Country music | Klezmer music | Violin | Piano | Frying food | Nails tapping
Sight: Red | Orange | Yellow | Green | Blue | Purple | Pink | Black | White | Silver | Gold | Shiny | Dull | Shapes | Orange lighting | Natural lighting | Seaside scenery | Forest scenery | Field scenery | Patterns | Clear skies | Cloudy skies | Night time | Day time | Sunrise | Sunset | Stained glass windows | Old buildings | Stone buildings | Wood cabins | Spring | Summer | Fall | Winter | Brick buildings | Moss | Flowers | Gardens | Hedge mazes | Corn mazes | Lakes | Rivers
Taste: Sweet | Salty | Bitter | Umami | Sour | Chocolate | Bacon | Vegetables | Fruit | Berries | Carrots | Cake | Cookies | Pretzels | Pasta | Tomatoes | Applesauce | Sauerkraut | Pickles | Olives | Potatoes | Ice Cream | Pineapple | Pineapple on pizza | Fish | Beef | Garlic | Spinach | Mushrooms | Cheese | Milk | Juice | Marmite | Beetroot | Anchovies | Gefilte Fish | Peppers | Wholewheat bread | Marshmallows | Mango | Broccoli | Peanut butter | Nutella | Mint and chocolate | Cashew nuts | Tofu | Brussels sprouts | Grape flavour
Touch: Soft | Rough | Smooth | Sticky | Slimy | Hot | Cold | Damp | Wet | Clammy | Coarse | Fur | Velvet | Silk | Lace | Hot metal | Cold metal | Paper | Plastic | Bubble wrap | Wool | Wood | Tree bark | Hot asphalt | Leaves | Wicker | Sand | Rocks | Rough rocks | Smooth rocks | Hair | Skin | Tight hugs | Gentle hugs | Lip kisses | Skin kisses | Holding hands | Rough touches | Gentle touches | Scratches | Bites | Sunlight | Light sheets | Thick blankets | Baggy clothes
Scent: Flowers | Sea water | Chocolate | Fish | Cooking onions | Cleaning products | Citrus | Lemons | Grapefruit | Oranges | Rain | Freshly cut grass | Wet dirt | Wood | Cologne | Perfume | Fire | Smoke | Gasoline | Tires | Paint | Chlorine | Pools | Fresh bread | Cooking bacon | New books | Coffee | Linen | Vanilla | Cinnamon | New car | Coconut | Sunscreen | Nail polish | Mint | Cigarette smoke | Leather
Sound: Loud sounds | High pitched sounds | Low pitched sounds | Quiet sounds | Loud voices | Soft voices | High voices | Deep voices | Morning voice | Snoring | Rain on windows | Fire crackle | Crickets | Frogs | Typing on a keyboard | Horse hooves on gravel | High heels | Laughter | Deep laughter | Giggling | Purring | Dog bark | Howling | Car engine | Distant chatter | Bird chirps | Classical music | Pop music | Folk music | Rock music | Country music | Klezmer music | Violin | Piano | Frying food | Nails tapping
Sight: Red | Orange | Yellow | Green | Blue | Purple | Pink | Black | White | Silver | Gold | Shiny | Dull | Shapes | Orange lighting | Natural lighting | Seaside scenery | Forest scenery | Field scenery | Patterns | Clear skies | Cloudy skies | Night time | Day time | Sunrise | Sunset | Stained glass windows | Old buildings | Stone buildings | Wood cabins | Spring | Summer | Fall | Winter | Brick buildings | Moss | Flowers | Gardens | Hedge mazes | Corn mazes | Lakes | Rivers
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