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jefeciito replied to your post “For Steve: 29. If they could choose their epitaph for their grave,...”
❛ it may very well be one of my tired, petty, juvenile tantrums that put you in that grave to begin with. ❜
“Did you just.....admit they’re tantrums?”
jefeciito replied to your post: (( my favorite new meme is twisting the song...
((you would not believe your floor if man door hand hook car door))
everyone fucking go home this is the best one.
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★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Good at being evil, VERY good at being scary.By Dr.Flug on July 18, 2017
If you want to be constantly reminded of how bad you are at everything you do, then Black Hat is definitely the one for you! Why would you want that, of course, is beyond my comprehension, but he does the job. Also, I was informed very late that I can’t give him back, so be sure to read the company’s policy twice before getting it.
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“That’s fucking pathetic. You’re how many years old and you can’t drive?”
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“..........Uh.”
“Uh!”
It had been a close race; Static Enterprises and Black Hat inc. had been battling for dominance on the polls for a good twenty minutes before his company had come out on top. A joyous occasion that all three members would surely celebrate about all throughout the coming night...that is, if Steve makes it out of the convention center alive.
“No! Nonononono! You provided plenty of, uh, challenge! I didn’t think that silly little bobble of an invention would even do that well. So, consider us both surprised?”
starter for @jefeciito.
“She had it comin’! She looked at me funny,” the lizard girl tries to argue from her seat across his desk. She’s nervous, clearly shown by the way she keeps fidgeting in her seat. She knows what she did was wrong, but Demi has zero self-control. The lady was a client with a nasty attitude. Demi finally snapped and bite her ear. She was confident whatever deal her boss was discussing is now in the ruins, but she’s secretly happy to see her gone. And now the consequences.
“.... It’s not like I tore off her ear. It’ll heal. Flug said so.”
If you have to do whatever we say then tell off Black Hat. Speak your mind and tell him how you feel! Tell him all the ways he's mean, unfair, and pisses you off! He IS A JERK AND HE NEEDS TO KNOW IT!!!
【 Command accepted. Tasks remaining: 0/5. 】 【 All tasks accepted. Upon completion of tasks Return: Subject_Choice.exe 】
「 Flug didn’t know how long he was lying on the lab floor, but eventually, he lifted his head. He felt like absolute garbage, but the tightness in his throat hadn’t yet gone away. He groaned and dragged himself to his feet. He’d smashed a handful of inventions he’d worked so hard on... Hell--why not go all the way? The rage began to snarl again as he packed all the pieces into a box. 」
「 Fine. If he was breaking, he’d go all the way. 」
「 Flug swept through the hallways with his box of broken “toys” and swiftly arrived at his boss’s office. He didn’t bother to knock. He just kicked the door and it flew open--and there he was. Anger wanted to rip this eldritch demon apart. 」
❝ You. ❞
@jefeciito
