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“You’re a giant, snobbish self absorbed prick, whose favourite form of entertainment is the suffering and hardship of others.

All you’ve added to this universe is misery, and pain. Have ya’ ever done something the slightest bit for the wellness of another?

Haven’t you done a single thing to help better the world? Added something beautiful to it? That hasn’t caused the destruction and suffering of those around you.

How do you justify such a wrathful existence?”

“Ya’ gonna have to try a little harder than that to intimidate me, Snakey boi. The last dragon to threaten me was about twice your size and three times as ugly.”

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Jeff@Force: Ha, that's a boring looking tree. You have 10 seconds to explain how useful you would be as one of my servants before I reduce the entire thing to a mound of charcoal!

“A dragon as large as you must be very old, old enough to know that the Tree of Vitality can’t simply be burnt to a crisp, it’s as old, if not older, than you; therefore it’ll have a defense mechanism.”

“YOU’RE TRYING TO REASON WITH THE GIANT DRAGONITE????”

“Why not? He can’t be that much of an idiot. Without this tree there would be no servants for him to even claim from Kaender, they’d all be dead.”

*whispering to herself* “Dear Arceus you’re going to be dead if you keep this up…”

[Overall it appears that Force has denied the large dragon’s request, bravely deeming Jeff an idiot for even implying that he’d destroy the Tree of Vitality.]

Jeff: That be a damn fine set of gems ya have glued to ya son, maybe you'd like to hand them over to me nice and easily, and maybe I WONT need to tear them right offa of you! GYAHAHA, we got a deal, shrimpy?!