Shingeki no kairyu

This century FUCKING blows! You can't kidnap a princess without some flying tincans coming to chase you down! (WILL contain violence and coarse language)

[askadragonite]

Yes, i have heard the news!

SHUT UP.

[askadragonite]

There's a tilt of their head, blinking slowly "There's kids here, y'know? Maybe you should tone down the language?"

"Why don't you go back to grinding in the wild woods before you take on a endgame boss like me, squirt! Bahahah!~"

[askadragonite]

[askadragonite]

a living bed... this will corrupt people...

[askadragonite]

"Interesting argument, unfortutnaly... you are small and make an entertaining pop when squished!"

[askadragonite]

"WHAT'S UP YA BASTARDS?!

Did ya' miss me?! Yea you did!~ <3 "

[askadragonite]

hue

[askadragonite]

Welcome to the retcon line!

Everything below this line is pre-2025.

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[askadragonite]

What if Jeff, Morgan and Navel were their own original dragon concepts, not bound by pokemon?

Ragnorall - Inspired by western depictions, and thx to his reign would lead to the modern depictions of dragons in media today.

Lockie (Morgan) - Inspired by the Loch Ness monster, a shy reserved creature that likes to stick to the ocean, but wants to be a mighty dragon like those that fly above them one day.

Long (Navel) - Inspired by eastern depictions, since dragons are still seen as creatures of honour and respect, has held that over Raggy’s head for ages. Still a geek for online torment though.

[askadragonite]

“Sheesh, I almost feel kinda lazy? 

Ever since this whole worldwide panic started, I’ve been outa work. But you lot seem pretty proficient at fucking yourself over don’t you?

Maybe I should get a hobby, since you seem to be doing my job better than I ever could, GYAH HAH!”

[askadragonite]

“Hurr durr, i’m Megan and i’m ACtually THE WORST.”

[askadragonite]

“Th’ hella you lookin’ at SHRIMPY?”

[askadragonite]

“Jeff? Are you having that dream again? Where you’re sitting on that throne with lightning striking in the background and it’s all dark and eerie?”

[askthetraveller]

“You’re a giant, snobbish self absorbed prick, whose favourite form of entertainment is the suffering and hardship of others.

All you’ve added to this universe is misery, and pain. Have ya’ ever done something the slightest bit for the wellness of another?

Haven’t you done a single thing to help better the world? Added something beautiful to it? That hasn’t caused the destruction and suffering of those around you.

How do you justify such a wrathful existence?”

“Ya’ gonna have to try a little harder than  that to intimidate me, Snakey boi. The last dragon to threaten me was about twice your size and three times as ugly.”

[askadragonite]

Don’t tell a serpent it can’t play with it’s toys.

[askadragonite]

Grubby old men chat about the ‘ol’ days.’

@askkingzamazenta

[askadragonite]

Roses are red.  This old hag is green. She used to be blue. But now, she's just mean.~