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"Interesting argument, unfortutnaly... you are small and make an entertaining pop when squished!"

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“You’re a giant, snobbish self absorbed prick, whose favourite form of entertainment is the suffering and hardship of others.

All you’ve added to this universe is misery, and pain. Have ya’ ever done something the slightest bit for the wellness of another?

Haven’t you done a single thing to help better the world? Added something beautiful to it? That hasn’t caused the destruction and suffering of those around you.

How do you justify such a wrathful existence?”

“Ya’ gonna have to try a little harder than that to intimidate me, Snakey boi. The last dragon to threaten me was about twice your size and three times as ugly.”

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Jeff@Chrono: BAHAHAHA, Did you sleep in lad? Ah, it happens to the best of us! Now we can get back to laying WASTE to this pitiful excuse of a castle you call home! Dibs on the smelly human over there!

Chrono: Yeah it was a lot of sleeping, but I’m not complaining. I get why you and the others go off to sleep for so long. I’m not one for laying waste to anything. I mean...it’s shelter. Comfortable shelter.

Please don’t eat my trainer. I kind of like him. He feeds not only me, but the rest of us. Takes care of us when we’re sick. I know you’re all about the destruction of the world for your rule, but could you maybe...just leave this little area for me? I mean if it comes down to it and you need help with some territory thing I’m sure I can convince everyone here to help you.

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Morgan@Ellowyn: You're meant to be GOD? But you're so tiny! Little tiny god, lil baby god. Baby 'mon, lil 'baby! Hah hahah, why're you so TINY?

[ Ellowyn just lifted the eff out of Morgan and yeeted them back in the ocean, with love <3 ]

#pokewaterpark2020 #sure hope nobody is on the beach for the follow up wave of that impact #ch: ellowyn #askadragonite

Jeff@Kass: BAHAHAHAHAHA, oh me oh my, did you really just get your sorry ass handed to you by a bunch of little shrimps. Pfffthahah, that's gotta be embarrassing, i'd be ashamed to show ya face around all the other drags again!

“Do you think I give a Rattata’s ass what you and ‘all the other drags’ think? Bah… musty old farts, all of you.”

“And what have you done in the past century or two any? Sit in your fat ass and yell at kids to get off your lawn? Oooh, so scary. Face it, Gramps. Your best days are behind you. No one’s scared of ya anymore.”

“Least I was actually raising hell this century, before I got stuck on this shit hole of an island. And I’ve still for plenty of years left in me. Just you wait, when I get outta this dump, I’m gonna go wake up sleepy old Alola again.”