#jeff texts

[benhasdrowned]

> > Jeff Logging Off < <

Jeff: There are so many things I’d like to address but I have to log off.

Jeff: Again, if BEN posts anything, submit an “@Jeff” to his inbox.

Jeff: I’ll be immediatly notified.

[benhasdrowned]

Ben how have you been? Also what have you bee doing lately?

Jeff: He has a shit ton of asks just piling up.

Jeff: So, I’m gonna answer them for him via mobile.

Jeff: He hasn’t been around… like at all.

Jeff: He’s barely home, I don’t know what he’s doing or where he goes.

Jeff: But, tbh, I’m kind of worried.

[benhasdrowned]

I new to this blog but I just wanted to know if he was going to be ok

Jeff: Good Zalgo, I hope so.

Jeff: If you see anything in the next few days from him on this blog.

Jeff: Submit a message to his inbox with “@Jeff.”

Jeff: I’ll get instantly notified.

[benhasdrowned]

> > Jeff is Online. < <

Jeff: I have @‘s.

Jeff: So I’m here to investigate.

[benhasdrowned]

@Jeff : I am just wondering, do you even realize how in the wrong you were/are ? Not only did you cause a shit scenario... but haven't you thought about your girlfriend ? You brought her in such a dangerous place, she could've get badly hurt one way or another. I am trying to give you some friendly advice, since I STILL believe you are cool. You're his best friend, right ? Could you realize his location ? ((HE NEEDED SOME RUFFLING, MUN--))

Jeff: I dig the advice, really…

Jeff: I’ll admit that I made a really big mistake.

Jeff: But, I will say this…

Jeff: My girlfriend isn’t a normal Human, she’s just as crazy as the rest of us are and in my opinion it should’ve been a safe-zone for her.

Jeff: BEN loves drama. He thrives off it.

Jeff: He also loves to play the victim. This isn’t a first time scenario. This is where I should’ve known things would be blown out of proportion.

Jeff: He seems to be jealous… I don’t know why?! But for him to lash out at her at random… there has to be a reason right?

Jeff: The fight was unexpected. I thought everyone got along with my girlfriend.

Jeff: I guess some people just never change.

(( RAVAGE HIM ANON, I GIVE YOU PERMISSION. -Mun ))

[benhasdrowned]

Hi ben! Well my question what is you favorite food?

Jeff: His favorite food is fettuccini alfredo.

Jeff: He lies about it because he doesn’t want to sound ridiculous.

Jeff: But don’t listen to him, it’s his favorite. Trust me, I was his best friend.

Jeff: He also likes sugar cookies.

[benhasdrowned]

Me:My body is going to go into shock with all these vegetables.

Jeff: This is what happens when you don’t eat your veggies.

Jeff: You go into shock because your body isn’t used to them.

Jeff: Start young while you still can!!!

Jeff: …

Jeff: … I fucking hate vegetables.