#jeffbasties

[thewarblersapologist]

sebastian, to hunter: you can’t make everyone like you. you’re not jeff.

jeff: not everyone likes me.

sebastian: who doesn’t?

jeff: i was just saying-

sebastian: no, tell me. i want names.

[thewarblersapologist]

nick: you fainted. do you remember anything?

sebastian: yeah, the ambulance ride to the hospital.

hunter: that wasn’t an ambulance. i drove you.

sebastian: but i heard a siren wailing for the entire twenty minutes.

jeff: sorry, i got nervous.

[thewarblersapologist]

sebastian, to a dalton student after a warblers performance: so, who’s your favorite?

student: i like jeff because he has blond hair.

sebastian: that’s funny, because jeff’s a natural brunette.

sebastian, to the tune of ‘what makes you beautiful’: oh-oh-oh, you don’t know your basic facts.

[thewarblersapologist]

jeff, bumping into a door:

sebastian: are you okay?

jeff: yeah.

sebastian, to the door: you stand in jeff’s way one more time and i will destroy you.

[thewarblersapologist]

jeff: i care about you.

sebastian: stop before i call pest control.

[thewarblersapologist]

sebastian: i’m not worth it.

jeff, pointing at sebastian’s face: that’s enough!

sebastian: what?

jeff, still pointing: you. you’re enough.

sebastian, tearing up: oh.

[thewarblersapologist]

jeff: i can’t say that! that’s rude.

sebastian: don’t worry. i’ll say it.

[thewarblersapologist]

sebastian: i got us matching friendship bracelets, and you’re saying i don’t care about our friendship?

jeff: these are handcuffs!