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[raviposting]

also wynonna/doc/dolls bc they should be canon damn it

THEY SHOULD BE CANON DARNIT 

Who’s the best gift giver? Do they go in on gifts or do it separately? They all do it separately and honestly? Besides sure, yeah, giving a gun or a knife or really awesome jacket as a gift, their gifts are usually done in the form of actions. Staying in bed just a little longer, letting someone run point on a case, etc. Dolls is probably the best at that bc he can read people the best out of all three of them.  

Sleeping arrangements: Do they push the beds together? Who takes all of the blankets in bed? Who’s practically draped over the others? Yeah they push the beds together! It’s now ridiculously huge bc it’s basically 2 full sized beds pushed together but it’s perfect because Wynonna takes up so much space and snores like a horse so Doc & Dolls will usually just roll her to the side of the bed with the blankets she’s stolen

Who is always in the middle in triad cases? Hmm. That’s hard tbh?? Let’s say it switches up. 

How do date nights look like? SHOOTING THINGS HUNTING REVENANTS, THE POLYAM BUSINESS. 

Do any members get jealous? How do they act when they do? God they all do lmao. Dolls gets really passive aggressive, Doc tries to be hilariously extra-macho (there will be some sniffing and huffing and pulling up his pants and threading his fingers through the belt loops to try and look threatening if someone’s flirting with Dolls or Wynonna). Wynonna will usually just call it as she sees it so she’s pretty blunt about it. 

Who asked who out? How was the first date(s)? lmao Jeremy did an honesty spell on them by accident and it somehow came out by Doc and that he was confused by those feelings, very confused, and Wyonna and Dolls looked at each other and slowly went “Well...us...too....”. Their date was that day; they ended up fighting like 5 revenants that day and walking over to Jeremy’s to beg him to reverse the spell (they tried threatening him but it couldn’t work because the words “I mean obviously we’d never really hurt you, but we’ll definitely act like we will - oh shit,” came out of Wynonna’s mouth). 

Who brings home stray pets and convinces the others to keep them? Aww I feel like Dolls did this actually and that Wynonna just takes one look, grins, and goes, “YOU BROUGHT HOME A PUPPY?” Doc just sighs and goes along with it.  

Who are the reckless ones that make Bad Decisions? Who are the sensible ones who follow after them to make sure they don’t die? lmao I mean Dolls is the most responsible one but still they’re all reckless they’re all messy children. 

Who’s the one who remembers everyone’s favorite orders at cafes/restaurants? Dolls for sure! He has everyone’s favorite orders memorized and will always always always get extra sauces and whatnot for Wynonna bc he knows she’s extra. 

Would/do they have kids? Who are the Responsible Parents, who are the Cool Parents™ to the polywogs? I mean, ALICE. Doc and Wynonna are absolute softies who are also pushoveers lmao but Dolls is the Stern Parent who avoids looking at Alice’s puppy dog face or he’d be a goner (but honestly, they’re all the cool parents). 

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[nobleoswald]

do you think peter would be able to lift mjolnir? bc since I've left the cinemas all I can think is homecoming!peter is 100% worthy. and he probably stands there dumbstruck w tears in his eyes realising that he is worthy, OR doesn't have a clue about it and just picks up the hammer one day like 'whoa this is so cool what's it made out of?' while the other avengers lose. their. shit.

Peter soooooooo would, no one is worthier than Peter Parker. Like honestly he probably does just pick it up like “hey cool thor is this your hammer” and he’s SO WORTHY that it’s nothing and he’s like “lmao you guys said this was super heavy? you’re all lame this is light as fuck” and they’re like PETER and then yeah he gets emotional and he’s like “i’m obviously ALLERGIC to mjolnir anyway I’m going to BED” and wipes at his eyes when he’s turned away from them and they’re all too confused and baffled to realize that he also carried it away with him, probably to send a snapchat of him holding it to Ned 

[zaritarazi]

not necessarily the baby headcanons u were looking for but i'd kill a man for some good len and baby lisa headcanons bro

honestly len is like 15 years older than lisa, but like the second he’s out of the house at 18 and just like, probably squatting somewhere, he’s got this 3 year old with him and mick doesn’t even bother questioning it, he knows

len keeps getting arrested which means lisa keeps getting taken back to lewis but every time he’s out he comes right back for her, and every time he manages to get their dad put away for longer and longer, messing up jobs his dad put him on so his dad will take the fall for it, then running off with lisa. like the state isn’t going to put her with len so for most of her life len moves her around a lot so they don’t find her and take her from me

honestly let’s not act like he wanted this for her but she’d lived with lewis enough she’d gotten the same beatings len did and worse she knows this life she sees what len does and he starts teaching her these things not because he wants to but because he wants her to at least do them well, less likely to get caught, less likely to get hurt, stuff like that

there have been times where it’s just mick and lisa because len’s in deep hiding or in jail and there are times where it’s just lisa and len, and those are a lot easier, not because she and mick don’t love each other but because she and mick are fire and gasoline, all chaos and commotion and no real motive or meaning just a fucking 27 year old and a 12 year old shaking down liquor stores like that’s an okay thing to do

len’s the one that got her a pair of skates, would break into the rink at night and let her teach herself, he can’t take her to lessons she’s technically considered kidnapped when she’s in his custody but she loves it so much and he has to at least let her have this

[habibialkaysani]

Do you ship Laurel and Sara?

[plinys]

66 "look, I don't have much time, but I wanted to say I love you" + ripsara or coldwave?

i went with coldwave and because it gave me a i’m burning up a sun just to say goodbye vibe and idk that is very coldwave okay consider that

He’s dead. 

He’s been dead for a while, technically. 

But there’s a difference between being dead and being whatever the hell he is. 

A side effect of merging with the Oculus: that rather than being blown to bits, that rather than being taken to whatever vague afterlife everyone else bought into, that rather than ceasing to exist.

He was here.

In the space between what was and what could be.

Close enough to reach out and touch the other side, but not close enough to cross over, to make any lasting impact, to tell his partner of thirty goddamned years that he was still here watching over him, that he still loved him. 

At least, there wasn’t one.

Not until the Legends broke time, fighting a shadow of himself that he barely even recognized, and just for a brief second slipping over was possible.

Just for a moment. 

Just long enough to say a proper goodbye like the didn’t get to the first time.

Just long enough to watch that confused look settle over Mick’s face, as he wasn’t sure whether to believe what was before his eyes. 

Just long enough to say,  I don't have much time, but I wanted to say I love you"

 send me a ship + a prompt and i’ll write you a little drabble!

[maruader]

Mick Rory: *has a arc where he is brainwashed into becoming chronos and recovers from it*

Fandom: protect him, he's a great character!! basic white man in his fifties, arsonist and murder!! what a great character!!!! #mickroryprotectionsquad

Rip Hunter: grieving widower, strongly shows signs of depression, probably has some kind of ptsd, resets his own mind to keep his enemies from recovering the spear of destiny, a tool that can be used to literally rewrite history

Rip Hunter: gets brainwashed by the Legion of Doom

Fandom: He's evil! Burn the whiny white man who is a hero and the only reason legends of tomorrow exists!

[kalinara]

star wars :P

Tsk.  Asking obvious questions, really.

If we’re talking pre-The Force Awakens, and/or pre-annoyance with a large chunk of the Star Wars fanbase, then I would say Boba Fett.

This isn’t because I have anything against Boba Fett per se.  I’ve just never understood the appeal.  He doesn’t actually DO anything in any of the movies.  But male fans in particular seem to love him.  I suppose it’s the appeal of a cool costume.

Once we take the Force Awakens and my irritation with the fanbase into account, I have to say, Kylo Ren.

That seems a bit like a cheat though.  I actually like Kylo Ren a lot AS A VILLAIN.

I just really dislike the tendency that fans have to invent their would-be canon wholecloth to try to explain to me why a mass murdering fuckhead deserves some sort of mystical “redemption” which conveniently contains no elements of a true redemption (namely, guilt, acknowledgment, and punishment and/or death) and just as conveniently a romance with the canon victim of the fan’s choice.

...I’ve also never really liked the Twi’lek.  The tentacles weird me out.  :-/

[raviposting]

peter/ned/mj?

Aww these cuties okay: 

Who’s the best gift giver? Do they go in on gifts or do it separately? Ned is definitely the best gift giver. He’ll put together whole model sets of say, the Death Star or Batmobile for Peter’s birthday. MJ will literally show up and go “oh whatever Ned got you is from the both of us.” Peter just likes giving the two gadgets (esp Ned) which MJ says barely counts as a gift but Peter says that the person who never gives gifts can’t complain. 

Sleeping arrangements: Do they push the beds together? Who takes all of the blankets in bed? Who’s practically draped over the others? idk they’re 15 they’ve probably all napped on a couch lmao 

Who is always in the middle in triad cases? So i view this as a v relationship with Pete literally in the middle so why not Peter 

How do date nights look like? VIDEO GAME NIGHTS AND PIZZA HECK YEAH. Also pls these three have definitely crashed a Chuck-E-Cheese birthday party or something and played games and ate the shitty pizza the entire time. 

Do any members get jealous? How do they act when they do? None of them really do tbh? Pete might sometimes but he tries to keep it in check (but his voice still goes up just an octave higher and he goes “What? I’m fiiiine.”) 

Who asked who out? How was the first date(s)? MJ asked out Peter, and she was so upfront about him and Ned that she went, “What, when are you two going out?” When they sputtered and said that Peter and her were together, she tossed a book at them and said, “It’s all about polyamory. Read it.” A bit blunt but hey, it did the trick. Peter & MJ’s first date was when he was in his Spidey costume and had just swooped her up from a building. They just swung building from building the entire night and MJ was screaming with delight the whole time. Ned and Peter like to say their first date was when they were 10 and shared lunch at the school cafeteria. 

Who brings home stray pets and convinces the others to keep them? NED!!!!! He loves the little pet he finds and he can’t always keep them all (otherwise they’d have like 20 animals) but Peter, MJ, and Ned all have like, 2 rabbits and a stray dog in between the three of them.  

Who are the reckless ones that make Bad Decisions? Who are the sensible ones who follow after them to make sure they don’t die? lmao they’re all lowkey reckless tf I guess Ned is the sensible one doe

Who’s the one who remembers everyone’s favorite orders at cafes/restaurants? MJ! She’ll list it all off including all of Ned’s allergy restrictions and when they look at her in surprise she just shrugs and goes, “What? I pay attention.” 

Would/do they have kids? Who are the Responsible Parents, who are the Cool Parents™ to the polywogs? I mean, in the future they definitely would! Peter + MJ have kids and Ned is the best best best person to his polywogs he spoils them a lot and drags them to every sci fi movie there is. 

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