In honor of my anniversary, here are 10 cute things about our marriage.
@jemomgershippingco Happy 3 years!
1. We eloped and had a courthouse wedding. Our marriage license was signed by a 19yo kid at UPS who said “I practice calligraphy for these!” He gave us 30% off as a wedding present.
2. My job in household projects is “Project Manager.” I sit on the couch and make her laugh while she DIYs, does chores, or whatever needs done.
3. Somehow, a running joke in our marriage is that if she farts while I’m seizing, I will be so offended that I will come out of the seizure. (It doesn’t work. It’s just me, seizing and aware, trapped in fart).
4. She talks in her sleep every night. One time she asked me, “Are you gonna get on the fucking bus with me?” We were not on the bus, we were at home. When she realized this, she said, “Oh shit, this isn’t the bus.”
5. I like to make stickers on my iPhone out of her face. Like this one:
[image description: my wife’s silly face hiding a DoorDash order for Panera bread]
6. our song is “wilder days” by Morgan Wade
7. Sometimes when I do something out of pocket or spicy she quietly says, “That’s my girl,” with a little grin on her face and I melt like a chocolate chip in hell.
8. We randomly break into song. Especially “the final countdown”
9. My parents adore her. She’s my dad’s favorite kid now.
10. We met in a Harringrove discord in 2019. 💜















