(during the events of The Great American Lock-In)
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Lori: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Andy: ...I did. I broke it.
Lori: No. No you didn't. Danny?
Danny: Don't look at me. Look at Jen.
Jen: What?! I didn't break it.
Danny: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Jen: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Danny: Suspicious.
Jen: No, it's not!
Craig: If it matters, probably not, but Martin was the last one to use it.
Martin: You liar! I don't even drink that stuff!
Craig: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Martin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Craig!
Andy: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Lori.
Lori: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Craig: Lori... Danny's been awfully quiet.
Danny: REALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Lori, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Lori: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Lori:
Lori: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
