My Fat Feminist Godmother Clara Perez-Garcia would lecture to me to care for the poor and disabled, and after she and Fat Corporate Accountant Josephine Fify Viera poisoned me into becoming a Type 1 Autoimmune Diabetic at age 12 as a boy and then memory loss, Suicidal Depression and Despair, Osteoarthritis, and High Cholesterol from Hashimoto's Thyroiditis when I was age 18, my Fat Feminist Godmother Clara Perez-Garcia, a Wannabe Cathoic Saint and Daycare Worker, let Fat Cat, Greedy Gun-Owner Josephine Fify Viera Eat Me and convince me to Attempt Suicide a second time when Josephine forced my Mother, Grandmother, Sister, and me to invite her over to our House four months after my Hospitalization from Overdosing of Nyquil and Tylenol PM, my First Suicide Attempt, calling me a "Freeloader," "Lazy Unemployed," and "Taker" for being on Medicaid and Food Stamps, because I wasn't Fat Enough for her and Clara. Josephine Fify Viera, the Main Topic in my Parents' Arguments when I was a child growing up in Elementary, Middle and High Schools, demanded that my Parents Rigoberto "Bert" Padron and Miriam Marcelina Hernandez Fuentes Luna Get Divorced, and that my Buddhist Grandfather Sylvestre Rigoberto Padron Die.
