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get to know me meme >> Favorite Movies [38/?] Obvious Child

My God, you guys, stop it with the crazy jokes. Why do you care what he needs to know or not? You are the one who has to get this procedure, pay for it, wear the fucking pad with the big wings, okay? You think if he was pregnant, he would be worrying about you right now? No, he'd be trying to get that fucking thing out of his body. God damn it! You guys, we already live in a patriarchal society where a bunch of weird old white men in robes get to legislate our cunts. You just need to be worrying about yourself. And why are you looking at me like that, you little bitches? Everything you are saying is valid, but you are scaring my dick off.

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Jenny Slate photographed by Emman Montalvan for Kinfolk Magazine (2020)

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I Want You Back (2022)

I'm sad because Noah was my airplane safety mask person. Your what? My airplane safety mask person. What is that? Have you ever been on an airplane and they play that video that says, "Please secure your own oxygen mask before helping others"? Yeah, that's every airplane I've been on. Well, I remember, when I was little, thinking that, if I were ever really in love, and I was on an airplane with my lover, that I would put his mask on before my own. When you were little, you used the word "lover" in your thoughts? Well, that's not the point. Well, it's kind of ridiculous because you always put your own mask on first. No, you don't. You're actually more helpful to others once you're getting a steady flow of oxygen to your brain. It's just logical, right? You're actually putting your "lover" at greater risk by not putting on your mask first, so… No, but it's not about it. It's about romance.

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[jennyslcte]

"I've been in a long process of trying to understand the difference between loneliness and solitude...What is rejection and abandonment, and what is just people taking space to do their own day?...So, no. Now I don't feel lonely at all. It feels like a big injury that healed.” - Jenny Slate for Marie Claire.

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That’s also not how I wanted to start, but it is how everything will finish, just to leave that there. JENNY SLATE: STAGE FRIGHT (2019)

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"I'm fascinated by my own resilience," Slate says. "I think as women we have these wonderful things about ourselves that we're told to only look at out the side of our eye, to say, 'I know it's in the room, but if I hold hands with it and say I'm partnered with it, then I'm being full of myself.' But I hate being quiet, and I hate being disregarded. I want to be truly seen."