#jensationals

[beingabadass]

|| @jensationals​ liked for a starter !!

“Hey! Long time no see, what brings you by? Tony hasn’t created another legal mess has he?” The very idea of another scandal was migraine inducing, but he was hopeful this was a friendly visit.

[waspfit]

"So, you remember... in Avengers #8 when you first saw Kang and the first thing you said was that you thought he looked good? Did you two- Have you two ever...? I'm not jealous, or anything, just curious."

"What can I say? I love a good jawline. And I have a thing for purple and green collor schemes." That was a good one; Janet had some practice by now turning things back around on Jen. You have to when you're dating someone with such calculated quick wit and defenses.

"I'd never look Kang's way now. After I learned..." The whole stolen daughter lost in time thing. "Just, could you imagine?"

@jensationals

[arxchnoverturea]

+ @jensationals​ gets a thing

+ He couldn’t COUNT the amount of times he’d come to Jen for advice throughout his life , same with his older siblings . When they felt like they couldn’t go to their PARENTS, they always had their favorite aunt to turn to for advice . Now more than ever , Benjy felt CONFIDENT that there wasn’t going to be anywhere he would get a better ANSWER . And yet, why did he still feel so absolutely NERVOUS about even having the conversation ? 

Had Mayday and Annie had this problem when they’d been FACED with this QUESTION ? 

“ Aunt Jen, can I talk to you ? It’s pretty IMPORTANT . “ 

[crimefightrmoved]

"Mr. Wayne, my name is Jennifer Walters. On behalf of my client, Lois Joanne Lane, I am suing you for extortion, breaking & entering and for husband stealing. See you in court!"

“ Of course, I’ll have my team of lawyers reach out to you, Miss Walters. I’m sure you lot will have a better chance of discussing the proper custody of one Mister Clark Joseph Kent. But I would like to reiterate, miss @jornalist ‘s words as she had spoken them to me:”

“ I would agree it’s not completely binding but it is implicative to some degree. Especially the HE’S and the NOT and especially the MY HUSBAND, I think.”

@jensationals .

[dontcallmeloki]

          / @jensationals​ liked for a one-line starter /

"I can't believe they won't let me in there."

[overclocksaaa]

@jensationals​: "Tony, I'm gonna be the Bride of Frankenstein for Halloween. Need you to make me some kind of magnetic neck bolts that I can wear without having to actually bolt my neck. Need 'em by Monday! Thanks!"

Never let it be said Tony Stark does not deliver, because he delivers; and how.

On Monday, Jen receives a small box, delivered by courier (sure, Tony theoretically can make his own deliveries, but he is very busy and has many things to do - up to and including his own Halloween preparations).  It’s fine, they’ve already gotten a hefty tip for the service.  Inside the box are two neck bolts, exactly as requested, hand-machined, handpolished, deceptively light for comfort (even for Hulks) and ready to apply.  Helpfully included are also instructions for the application, tips to make sure they don’t fall off over the course of whatever Jen decides to get up to, and on the last page, a heavily itemized record of time spent and materials used, along with a breakdown of his customary commission fee for special work outside of the standard Avengers courtesy comp, with a truly eye-opening total circled twice in red, with a hand scribbled addition in what is clearly Tony’s handwriting that reads:

Gonna need this by Friday!  Thanks!

[erosoftitan]

"Oh my God, Eros, do you watch Forged in Fire? 'Cause I want you to pick usable steel from this pile of scrap metal to use as the base for your blades. They must meet the following parameters: a length between 8-10 inches, a full tang with a length of 3-4 inches, and width from spine to cutting edge of at least 1 1/2 inch but no longer than 2 1/2 inches.

In the next round, you will be attaching handles to your blades to turn them into fully functional weapons. And for the third round we will put it through a series of tests, such as: dummy stab for sharpness, chain chop for durability, and a sheet metal stab for edge retention.

The two winners of the third round will be sent to their home forges to recreate an iconic weapons from history. The winner of the final round will go home with the title of forged in fire champion and a check for $10,000.

Your time starts, now!"

[doorinthefloor-a]

@jensationals 😩🥹🥰