So I'm in the toilets at the market I work at washing my hands winding my own business, and i notice this young girl at the taps looking me up and down scowing. Note I'm wearing my hair in a bob with a long piece of hair at the side and have a cosplay Jupiter coat on. So I'm like
"Is there a problem?"
Ans she just says
"Are you a f!cking Jercury?"
And I'm like
"Geez what gave it away?"
Because I have zero chill when I have smart arse teens and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual.
Jercury is gross, all the guys are in love with Venus bah blah blah. Now she's so loud her mum come running in from outside to see what's going on. I just turned around and said
"I don;t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that"
Her mom just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to tell off an adult she doesn't know like that…
And then her mom finished with the classic line
"What did you think what going to happen with Jupiter and Mercury? Of course that's what's going on!"
So not only did she embarass herself, she got into major trouble, and found out her Mom ships Jercury…
It was a good start to the day.