Shitposts but also with some reblogged fanart.

Wanna see my dick pic? ;o))))))) (It's Titan. Titan is the dick pic.)

[inthefallofasparrow]

Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

[gabbyzvolt25]

He is hot shit.

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omg he’s so sexyyyyyyy <3

[rslashrats]

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:o)

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triton the cantaloupe? ovo

Yeah.

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WHAT IF HE WAS HAVE LONG HAIR. More hair to solar flare.

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I made a realization just now and that’s that Sol has those little curls under the ears oh no.

My most recent weakness.

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Have this tiny Ceres.

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Solar Headlights

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Who stole the drugs? *whispers* it was Uranus

yeah.

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Eris is best dwarf planet. SORRY PLUTO- YOUR SECOND TO ME;)))

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Viva la Eris- UwU

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UwU

Neptune: Hewwo my name is Neptuwune.Neptune: OwO no doubwes 🔪

((Jokes aside tho YEEHAW ANOTHER PM BLOGGY! Sorry it’ s been dead here I uhhhhhhh have a lotta blogs to try to do things on. <:o3 -Mod Jove))

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(When all the PM muses find out I drank acid indirectly bcuz of this fucko. @dailygrandpajoseph)

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Venus: Well he’s dead.

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Thanks Venus. I need some t e a r s.