Sep 25, 2021
Jason: Hey Percy can I get a sip of your water? Percy: It's not water. Jason: Vodka, I like your style! Percy: It's vinegar. Jason: Wh-Wha- Percy: It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Jason: Hey Percy can I get a sip of your water? Percy: It's not water. Jason: Vodka, I like your style! Percy: It's vinegar. Jason: Wh-Wha- Percy: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Hotel manager: I think you guys would be very happy in here
Jason: Oh no, we're not a couple
Percy: Well, you seem pretty offended by that, why? Am I not good enough for you?
Jason: percy, we're not having this conversation again
Percy, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Jason, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
The Decoy
Piper McLean asks her best friend, Annabeth Chase, to hit on her new boyfriend to 'test' him. Things don't go as planned, and everyone gets more than they bargained for.
FanFiction
Percy: bro we should get matching anchor tattoos
Jason: why bro?
Percy: so our broship doesn't float away
Jason: bro...