#incorrect toa quotes

[writelikeurruninoutoftime]

Meg: is stabbing someone immoral?  Lester: not if they consent to it.  Nico: depends who you’re stabbing.  Jason: YES?!?

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Nico, about Will: I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not.

[sodamnbored]

Jason: Hey come on, you’re definitely gonna get into college, no doubt.

Percy, sighing: I hope so. It’s just…sometimes I just feel like the biggest fuck up in the world, you know?

Jason, hand on his shoulder comfortingly: If only you could see yourself through my eyes.

Percy: *looking at him expectantly*

Jason: You’d be amazed at how blurry you are.

[the-goddess-of-gays]

Meg: *napping in a sunlit patch of grass* Apollo: What are you doing? Meg: Photosynthesising. Go away. Apollo: Mortals can photosynthesise? Is that a Demeter kid thing? Meg: Apollo: Meg: Apollo: Apollo, horrified: Is that a girl thing?

[ukelele-boy]

Apollo: my good trait is having hope in people

Apollo: my toxic trait is also having hope in people

[captainwaffles]

Dionysus: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Dionysus: Not you Nico. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

[ribreadthedisaster]

Will, about to knock on the door of Cabin 13 at 5 am to coerce Nico into helping him set up the infirmary for the day:

Nico, opening the door before Will gets the chance, coffee in hand: This is the 4th time this week you’ve come to wake me up. You’ve become predictable.

Will: Aw, you woke up early for me!

Nico: I’ve become a morning person against my will.

Will: No, you became a morning person for Will.

Nico: It’s too early for puns.

Will, a bisexual: It’s never too early for puns.

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Meg, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Lu: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Lu: Here you go.

Meg:

Lu:

Apollo: Why am I here?