#jerk face

[ruggedneversmooth]

[pamplemousse-bizarre]

We set our scene at Chez Pamplemousse:

Beethoven (Bae): Hey mom, you put food out for the rats. Can I eat it instead?

Pamp: Absolutely not

Bae: Can I obsessively stare at the door blocking said food?

Pamp: Still no

Bae: pweeeeeese?

Pamp, moves box infront of the door and goes back to cleaning.

Bae: Hey mom, can I eat your sandwich then?

Pamp, continues cleaning not noticing Bae asking

Bae: I guess no answer means yes! Proceeds to jump on desk and chow down on sandwich.

Look at this little shit. It's a good thing he is adorable. 😍

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

I was just about to start trying to sleep when I hear Isis start to wretch and then puke. Which, of course, she does on the living room rug (not the laminate or tile floors). I get up and try to usher her outside for round 2 that I can hear coming and she gets spooked, instead running into my room and puking on my other rug.

Why always on the rugs? Why not the non-porous floors?

[diaryofasweetheart]

5 years ago, today, I adopted this sweet boy. I love him so dearly. My sweet little Muffin Man... even when he’s being a jerk face.

[bensolo15]

To all the insensitive, barbaric individuals who harassed and made Kelly Marie Tran feel the need to delete her Instagram, here’s a little something from me to you:

She did nothing wrong and you felt the need to be an arrogant asshole—causing her to delete her account! You ought to ashamed of yourselves!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

What a rude guy.

[west-of-dirty]

Jerk Face Donuts 393 Broadway

Jerkace is back with a Round show focused on the donut. Style is getting bigger and more graphic. Really cool, check it out June 23rd, 2017

[heyjojivlogs]

it's been 3 hours and i have yet to shit myself 🙃