Aug 27, 2025
i don't know how exactly to lead into this but i drew a fucked up jerrari earlier
look at her. fucking nightmare /pos
No lead-in necessary! She’s a little freak, that’s for sure (I love her and I can assure that she’s not gone for good)
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i don't know how exactly to lead into this but i drew a fucked up jerrari earlier
look at her. fucking nightmare /pos
No lead-in necessary! She’s a little freak, that’s for sure (I love her and I can assure that she’s not gone for good)
Just had a funny Jackbox crossover thought I need to share w you
Dr. Sewatt: yours
Freckles: mine
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Dr. Sewatt: Crap...I can't focus
Jerrani: Do you want a bit of brAIn jUIce, my dEAr?
Dr. Sewatt: Nah, I probably just need to chill out (grabs some rolling paper) hey Freckles, you want some?
Freckles: (scoots away) ...I'm good
Dr. Sewatt: Weed not your thing?
Freckles: I tried it once in college...and landed in the ER
Jerrani: Oh? (mentally kicks legs like a school girl)
Dr. Sewatt: Did you try driving while high? Or have a really trippy experience?
Freckles: Nope; turns out I'm just allergic to cannabis
Dr. Sewatt: ...oh
Freckles: Yeah...I think I'll go hang with Amp, Ester, Dasha and Ashley for a bit, so I don't...y'know, die by second-hand exposure. Happy smoking, though
Dr. Sewatt: Okay...?
Jerrani: I never even knew you COULD be allergic to cannabis!
8:32 am, 5/26/26
Jerrani just being like “Ooh You wERe INJured?” Delightful.
Freckles: Crazy!Box/mine
Dr. Sewatt: COTDP/yours
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Dr. Sewatt: There we go, tucked into bed
Freckles: Your bed is kinda firm... are you sleeping on a rock or something?
Dr. Sewatt: *chuckles to themselves, grabs a book from a bookshelf* Here
Freckles: Hmm? What's this?
Dr. Sewatt: It's one of my favorite books. Maybe it'll help you sleep
Freckles: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine...
Freckles, while yawning: ...but I'm not sleepy...
Dr. Sewatt: Shhh... you're gonna be okay
Freckles: Mmmmm...
8:48 pm, 1/29/26
Ooh, I like the idea of my Jerri having kind of a firm bed.
Concept: Jerrani hunches the body over a lot (in the classic “villain steepling hands together” way), so Jerri sleeps on a firm bed to straighten her back out?
Crazy!Jerri: Oh hey, Dr. Sewatt. Whatcha working on?
COTDP!Jerri: Meh, just a little something for Bel. I hope they like it
Crazy!Jerri: I'm sure they will...hopefully...
COTDP!Jerri: *long sigh* So, what's up with you, Freckles?
Crazy!Jerri: I can't sleep
COTDP!Jerri: (It's 11 in the MORNING...ugh, never mind...) Yeah. Hate when that happens
Crazy!Jerri: Mind if I make myself a PBJ?
COTDP!Jerri: Go right ahead. Help yourself to a root beer or water or something like that, too
Crazy!Jerri: I owe you one!
COTDP!Jerri: (I'm talking to an alternate version of myself...but man, look at all that unkempt, kinda-curly red hair...it's beautiful)
COTDP!Jerrani: (kicks down a mental door in Sewatt's brain) Tell me about it! We need something like THAT, you know~
COTDP!Jerri: Ugh, YOU'RE back...
7:45 am, 12/11/25
Oh, that actually raises a fun question! Would Freckles be grateful she doesn’t have a Jerrani, or would she think it’s kinda cool?
@whocaresifwearecrazy Fucking hell, this took 20 goddamn minutes, what the shit
COTDP: "Pickin' Up Good Vibrations"
Jerri: *walks into the bathroom of the Basement (where she plans to crash for the night, since she's alone), and pulls out what looks like a glowing red matchstick, dropping it on the counter to upsize it into her toothbrush* Hoooo...god...hope that never happens again. *pops her helmet off and shakes her fluffy hair into its usual poof, only to see her reflection's 'do tied into a bun* ...Aw, shitscram.
Jerrani: *hands folded together, appearing as Jerri's mirror and speaking in a crisp British accent* Don't you look dreadful.
Jerri: *blinks like a frog (one eye, then the other)* Why are you British now?
Jerrani: Because a certain SOMEONE chose to binge Jodie Whittaker’s Doctor all OVER again.
Jerri: Hey, she’s called 13, thank you. And…*squirts paste onto brush* Could you NOT watch me while I do this?
Jerrani: *very prim and proper shrug* I was just going to pop in for a bit of a spook, but seeing as you're so...*gestures and smiles wickedly* Out of it...
Jerri: No, NO! *turns her back to the mirror, only to see a tiny Jerrani pacing on the empty space around her head*
Jerrani: *moves the little hallucination she's crafted back and forth, back and forth, forcing Jerri to look* My, I thought you'd be so much more prepared for this sort of thing, considering the type of folk you gallivant about with.
Jerri: That reminds me, I oughta apologize to Coper...*head tilts, eyelids droop, eyes glimmer with a yellow and white sheen* He's a saint compared to you.
Jerrani: *hallucination pulls out a syringe of pulsing red "science juice", her primary mode of bullshitting Jerri’s brain* Harsh. But fair. Now, whatever happened to you today to make you like this?
Jerri: *chuckles despite herself* You know ASCII text? Turns out, that stuff is edible in the right computer format. And it hypes you up about as bad as Pixy Stix.
Jerrani: Mmm, allow me to extrapolate…babysitting with Ampersand and its family gone wrong?
Jerri: *shakes her head a little* Not wrong, just…*holds her temples as she remembers the electronic, incessant crying of the youngest ones in the Lyshu family* …overstimulating.
Jerrani: Ah. You know what fixes that?
Jerri: Please don’t say science juice.
Jerrani: Very well. I won’t SAY anything. *hallucination taps Jerri’s nose with the syringe; real Jerrani stabs Jerri’s brain with it from inside her head*
Jerri: *strangled yelp that dies out as she slumps against the bathroom counter with a mindless laugh* Oh…fuck yeah…
Jerrani: Thaaat’s a good counterpart~ Just settle down, and Mother Jerrani will take it from here…
Jerri: *shivers and slurs her words* Don’t…call yourself that…’s creepy…
Jerrani: *flash of pure white light in Jerri’s eyes as her dark side takes over the body* You WILL have to speak up next time, dear. Whatever has Bel been asking for lately?
Jerri: *cross section of her brain that shows she’s trying to clamber back to the control panel, but the drugs are making her see rainbows instead* I…prisms…?
Jerrani: Ooh! A prism to harness the light of the sun and burn with no mercy through EV-ER-Y-ONE! *cut back to normal, the body is bouncing up and down on the floor as Jerrani recites her murderous little ditty*
Jerri: *groans, back to cross section (just picture it cutting back and forth until I say otherwise)* Where would you even find that much glass…?
Jerrani: *pupils turn to slits (which Jerri’s body cannot normally do, just for the record)* Melt down a BEACH.
Jerri: Nooooo…
Jerrani: Yessss…
Jerri: *hoists herself up to the center of her brain and just starts randomly clicking the figurative buttons everywhere* Gaaaaaahhhhhh…
Jerrani: *shouts and starts to writhe a little as the two sides fight for control of the body* How dare!
Jerri: I didn’t get given this name just to get high and fuck it up!
Jerrani: Oh, you and your justice sensitivity…We’ve been over this, you NEED to get tested for Au—
Jerri: VIVA LA SELF-DIAGNOSIS! *choke slams Jerrani into the control panel and regains control…only to still be absolutely blitzed* Mleh…no, Mr. Jellyfish…I don’t think there’s room on that cornflake for both of us…heheh, that tickles…heehee…tiny Jerri…*closes her eyes and curls up on the bathroom floor, mumbling one last thing before she starts sucking her thumb* Tinier Jerrani…
*Before we cut to black, a portal opens and Amp comes out. Upon seeing that Jerri’s asleep, it just leaves a tiny package in her arms, labeled with grawlix that roughly resembles: “Thank you, Jerri. We all love you. -The Lyshus <3<3<3”*
Buncha fun, stupid fluff, man
(tell me this doesn't scream Jerrani)
COTDP: "Sleepwalker"
*We open up where we see Jerri busy trying to work on a very elaborate model airplane.*
Jerri: Lesse, when I push the green button, it's supposed to do a loop-de-loop...here goes nothing *she presses the green button on a remote control as the model airplane self destructs*
*There's an awkward silence as Jerri's eye twitches*
Jerri: Fuck. Now I have nothing to show Bel, tomorrow...AND it's 9:45 at night.
Jerrani, as only a mere voice: You know what we have to do, girl friend.
Jerri: Call it a night and make a new model when well-rested.
Jerrani: What? No! Time to grab a Red Bull and some chocolate. We are pulling the big one!
Jerri: *groan* I can't pull an all-nighter. Bel will notice.
*cue a brief flashback showing Jerri with her helmet on backwards, chuckling nervously as Bel glances at her*
Flashback!Bel: Jerri, what have I told you about burning the midnight oil?
Flashback!Jerri: ...Jer...rani did...it... *faceplants onto table*
*we return back to the present*
Jerrani: Pffft! That was funny!
Jerri: Well it wasn't funny for me. You're lucky she didn't think I was nutso. And I don't wanna risk doing something that stupid again...come on, Jerrani. We can finish it in the morning.
Jerrani: But-
Jerri: No buts about it. You're just my darkest hours. *groans as she drags herself down the hall, to the bathroom* Let's see...where's my toothbrush?
Jerrani: Heh, you worry too much, Jerri.
Jerri: I am trying to ignore you, Jerran- oh! There it is... *grabs a bright red toothbrush* ...now where the fuck is that tube of toothpaste?
*we swoosh inside Jerri's brain, to see Jerrani groaning to herself as she gets pushed to the side. Jerrani then groans and opens a secret drawer in a workshop table before speaking into it.*
Jerrani: Come on, Jerri. Where's the fun in going to bed? Besides, we can't show Bel nothing, now, can we? *she picks up a beaker and swishes it with a chuckle before grabbing a syringe and sucking up the liquid* Finish brushing your teeth and then we are going to fix that plane. That is an order.
*sighing, Jerrani awaits an answer, only to be given the silent treatment.*
Jerrani: I know you heard me, Jerri. Put the toothbrush down, spit out the foam and get back to working on that plane.
*we swoosh back to see Jerri done brushing her teeth and focusing on trying to ignore Jerrani.*
Jerri: Jerrani, don't you ever get tired?
Jerrani, back to being a nagging voice: Oh Jerri, Jerri...quite conTRAry, actually.
Jerri: Maybe I shoulda got rid of you when I was given the chance.
Jerrani: Love you too, now come on. We got a project to finish!
Jerri: No, we do not. We can work on it in the morning. At least then, I won't make any more mistakes.
Jerrani: I know you want to...you can't resist the urge...
Jerri: *thinks for a second, helmet screen showing a spinning wheel* Can I get in my pajamas, first?
Jerrani: Yes, but then we're going right back to the table to finish that project. Bedtime will be your reward.
Jerri: Fine, and please do NOT suggest any sugary drinks. They taste weird after you brush your teeth. *gags a little*
Jerrani: God, you are persistent.
Jerri: That's the pot calling the kettle black.
*back in Jerri's brain, Jerrani chuckles as she flops down on an air-mattress, kicking her heels like a school girl*
Jerrani: Girl, I know I'm a hypocrite. Oh! Wait right here! *she runs into a wooden wardrobe, returning in the outfit shown above* All dressed! *she spins around and rushes over to filling up more syringes while humming to herself.*
*we then pan back to Jerri as she adjusts her pajama top, looking a bit irritated by the nagging voice in her head*
Jerri: There. Now to get you to stop nagging me. You'll stop if I finish this airplane, right? Then that's just what I'm gonna do!
*we pan over to the digital clock on the workbench, as it flashes to say 9:49 PM. Then we get a small fade to a bit later, the clock now reading 11:02 PM. Panning over, we can see Jerri having fallen asleep.
*Swooshing back into her brain, we see Jerrani glaring at a sheepish Dream!Jerri.*
Jerrani: You said "no sugary drinks", we DID "no sugary drinks". Look how that turned out!
Dream!Jerri: Oopsie-daisy.
Jerrani: Oh we are finishing that airplane, hold still. *she picks up a syringe and flicks the needle*
Dream!Jerri: What's in that thing?
Jerrani: You know what they say, "What doesn't kill you makes you soldier through an all-nighter".
Dream!Jerri: No one's ever said th- *she's cut off as Jerrani shoves the syringe in her mouth and pushes down so the fluid enters her mouth* Mmmmphg?!
Jerrani: Heh heh, I finally got you to drink from the syringe.
*Dream!Jerri blinks a little, the eye on her helmet turning into a crescent moon and stars.*
Dream!Jerri: Wow! This beats any weed trip I've ever had before! I feel so lively! What's the catch, asshole?
Jerrani: I am sooooo glad you asked. Follow me.
*Jerrani leads Dream!Jerri to a dark blue curtain with silver and white Zs on it, before pulling back said curtain to show a first person perspective of the workbench Jerri passed out at.*
Dream!Jerri: What-
*Jerrani then places a keyboard in front of Dream!Jerri.*
Jerrani: Use this to put the thing together.
Dream!Jerri: Wait, what? *moves a lever as she watches Jerri's hand try to find the glue bottle* Whoa! What the... *grabs a lever tightly as Jerri grabs the glue bottle*
Jerrani: That's it. Use the controls to control your sleeping form and what she...uh, we...uh, you do.
Dream!Jerri: And when the airplane's put back together?
Jerrani: That's not happening now, so don't worry about it.
*Dream!Jerri nods, carefully controlling Jerri as they slowly finish the model airplane*
Dream!Jerri: It's done, Jerrani.
Jerrani: Great! *pushes Dream!Jerri out of the way* Now go have fun in the VOID, okay? Sleep for a good 20 years.
Dream!Jerri: WHAT?!
Jerrani: I'll wake her up with an intrusive thought. *crosses her fingers behind her back*
Dream!Jerri: I don't trust y- *blinks, then collapses asleep, drooling like a baby*
Jerrani: Oh yeah, there's a few itsy bitsy side effects with the syringe. Oopsie-daisy.
*Jerrani grins and runs up to the controls as we get a split screen. The left screen shows Jerrani at the controls as she controls Jerri.*
*the right side of the screen? Well, it shows Jerri as she just sleepwalks around in a stupor.*
Jerrani: We definitely deserve a treat, come on...to the fridge.
*Jerrani grins to herself as she manipulate's Jerri's sleeping form to the kitchen*
Jerrani: Hmmm, what to drink, what to drink. Oh! Aha! Chocky milk. Aaaaaaand with a dash of apple juice for flavor! Now to pour this little mess... *hums a little before grinning* can't forget a snack, too!
*Jerri murmurs something about frogs in nightcaps as Jerrani guides her to the cupboard*
Jerrani: That's right, go for the pretzels, Jerri...go for the pretzels...
*Jerri misses the pretzels entirely and instead grabs a bag of BBQ chips.*
Jerrani: Even better! *gives an evil cackle* Nuts, we really need thunder and lightning in here.
*we then cut to a few minutes later, with Jerrani giggling to herself as she drinks a milkshake before a loud ringing sound is heard- Jerri's phone.*
Jerrani: Nuts! C-come on, Jerri...let's answer it...
*Jerri fumbles with her phone for a bit before unlocking it and answering it, fast asleep.*
Jerri: ...hello? Welcome to Home Depot...I'm your magical unicorn... *giggles in her sleep* What color are you interested in? Beach or forest?
Mentos' voice, on the other end: Jerri? Did you hit the bong? Or is Jerrani taking over?
*Jerrani cackles maniacally at the brain's confused response, the cackling making Dream!Jerri wake up.*
Dream!Jerri: Huh? Oh no!
*she sneaks behind a workbench as she watches Jerrani continue controlling Jerri.*
Dream!Jerri, whispering: I've got to do something. But what?
*her antenna springs up as an idea comes to her.*
Dream!Jerri: *thinking "I just have to wait for her to be distracted..."*
*cue a Spongebob-core 15 MINUTES LATER cue-card*
Jerrani: Oh god, my bun's a mess. *rushes into the wardrobe to fix it*
Dream!Jerri: *seeing her chance, sneaks back to the control panel. Grins, thinking "Alright, me, I'm gonna wake you up...now let's see...oh! I know!"*
*With a smile, Dream!Jerri controls Jerri long enough to fill a bowl with cornflakes before grabbing the carton of apple juice.*
Dream!Jerri: *smiles to herself, trying to ignore the syringe's side effects as she controls Jerri.*
Jerrani, muffled from the wardrobe: I'm almost done, Jerri. Then we can cause more trouble!
Dream!Jerri: *inhales, makes Jerri take the helmet off, then makes her take the bowl and tip it on her head*
*swoosh back to the waking world as Jerri jolts awake in panic, covered in apple juice and cornflakes.*
Jerri: ...the fuck? Ugh...I gotta stop listening to Jerrani... *groans and brushes herself off before seeing her phone nearby* What the- hello?
Mentos: Either you hit the bong-
Jerri: Sorry, Mentos. Jerrani suggested an all-nighter.
Mentos: And you listened to her?!
Jerri: Girl, I SWEAR on Bel's life, I fell asleep at the work bench and woke up in the kitchen!
Mentos: *sighs* Sounds like sleepwalking, if you ask me.
Jerri: Damn it! *groans* NEXT TIME Jerrani makes her presence known, I hope all she does is suggest watching Doctor Who or giving me a nightmare about getting trapped in a timeloop *glares* I have to present a self-destructed model airplane to Bel, in the morning! And I have to shower, now, too!
Mentos: Oh dear. Night, Jerri.
Jerri: Night Mentos. Sleep tight. *groans, hangs up*
*jumpcut to a bit later in the night, with Jerri now all cleaned up and visibly very mad at Jerrani.*
Jerrani, back to being a voice: I didn't make you splash a bowl of cereal on yourself, I swear!
Jerri: LA-LA-LA, I CAN'T HEAR ANYONE! *groans, looks over at the workbench, only to see the airplane rebuilt* Did...did I-you-we do that?
*silence, as Jerrani decides to be a little shit and give her the silent treatment.*
Jerri: *blinks* ...hot diggity dog...uh...thanks, Jerrani.
Jerrani: Pow-pow, as you would say.
Jerri: NOW can we please go to bed?
Jerrani: Just, can you do two more little things, for me?
Jerri: *groan* What?
Jerrani: Keep the thumb out of your mouth and set an alarm, okay?
Jerri: Honestly, fuck you. Just because you said that, I'm turning off all my alarms. *groans and turns off phone alarms before climbing into bed and curling up to a stuffed animal that resembles one of those cat clocks* Night, Darkest Hour.
Jerrani: Night.
*Jerri sighs in relief as she begins to doze off, before-*
Jerrani: Hey Jerri, why not put on some Doctor Who for white noise?
*Jerri just groans in "here we go again" and hugs the cat-clock stuffed animal even more in "I hope Bel doesn't mind the inevitable grumpiness".*
4:52 pm
Personal notes:
- Yes, that gown does scream Jerrani.
- Reading Jerrani’s lines in a British accent makes them SO much funnier for some reason.
- Correction: Jerri’s mentor, Bel, mostly uses they/them! They wear a helmet that covers the whole of their head, and try to hide everything about their identity as much as possible, including their gender. Still loved the flashback.
- I live for Jerrani’s weird emPHAsis of sylLABles.
- “Maybe I should’ve gotten rid of you.” “Love you too.” Delightful!
- In fact, their whole dynamic is great. “You’re persistent.” “That’s the pot calling the kettle black.”
- “…what she…uh, we…uh, you do.” So neither of them can figure out the pronouns, then! :D
- “We really need thunder and lightning here.” Jerrani, you weird dramatic bitch, I love you so much
- "Jerri, are you high?" Mentos seems used to it, LMAO
- “15 MINUTES LATER” Oh, I gotta start using cue cards in my shit, too, that’s priceless
- “My bun’s a mess.” When isn’t it, ‘Rani?
- Mentos being the sensible friend when she’s literally a teenager is somehow so fitting
- “Just because you said that, I’m turning off all my alarms.” We love pettiness around these blogs
Yup, 9/10, this was killer! Huzzah for apple juice and cornflakes, coming through in clutch!
Curious question, how's that Jerrani drawing coming along?
(7:51 pm, 9/20)
Ahhh, one of my many semi-disregarded projects! While I’m certainly glad to scribble a head sketch of her, I believe that initial drawing may be best lost to time.
Last two sneak peeks
4:26 pm
Oh, this is gonna go horribly awry in roughly 5 minutes’ time, I count on it
Also, can I just say how fucking incredible it is that I gave the Darkiplier treatment to the time-traveler lady from Jackbox, and everybody I’ve given it to has unanimously said they fuck with it?
Like, just collectively? Did she science-juice our asses into a hivemind and nobody called uncle?