#jerry posts

[the-moderators]

*Leaves a bomb on the front desk with a note requesting it be watched until the owner returns*

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Uh… ok…

[the-moderators]

Jerry here, Jeremy seems to be doing well.

We cracked into his files (Jeremy seems to prefer he/him so please use that for him) and found that he used to be an old army bot. He was a scrapped project. But hey, once we update his programming with all of our data, he should be a wonderful addition to the team.

[the-moderators]

Do you usually find robots with dead bodies in them??? 😭😭😭

Not usually. Have heard horror stories however.

[the-moderators]

Jerry here.

So we got that robot we found in the alley working. It booted up just fine and proclaimed that it was called j-3rem7. I’m gonna call it Jeremy.

Will keep you updated.

[the-moderators]

Hey, it’s Jerry. We found a robot in the alley. Like just some random robot. Thankfully it’s not one of those robots with a dead body inside, but still.

If anyone lost their robot, please come collect it.

[the-moderators]

What does it take to get recruited?

A thorough background check. We check every single connection you have to make sure you aren’t a spy for hydra. After that, depending on your skill set you are either assigned to either corporate, or military.

Corporate is my side. I’m the social media manager.

Military would be Jane or Jackson. If you want to know more about military ask them.

[the-moderators]

Are you superheros or something?

No. At least not officially. We would be classified as a private military.

[the-moderators]

Let me get this straight, y'all are a PMC that *defends* people?

Yes. We defend people. We don’t kidnap and torture and experiment on them like hydra does.