Post-AGT Appearance 1253: Jerry Rogers WBAL fm 101.5 June 11
Last week in Nova Scotia, Canada my second cousin once removed: Byron McAlpine died following a side by side accident. I would be at my Nevada house because it was the best option for my breathing. My doctor would tell me not to go to the funeral or anywhere on the east coast because the smoke from the Canadian wildfires might kill me. His funeral was Saturday.
The Reverend Pat Robertson died Thursday. He would have started in 24th place, peaked at 19th in 2017 and died 26th. On Friday I would have exchanged several messages with my agent and he would have agreed that I should delay an announcement and try to build suspense that he was the last name on Phillip’s list. So I would have prepared a comment and planned to release it on Tuesday. Then Saturday we would learn of the death of the unabomber Ted kaczynski. He would have started at his peak position: 85th, dropped out of the top 100 in 2016 then returned to the top 100 in 2021 when bookies learned he was ailing. (They get the news of such things quickly.) He would have died in 96th place and my agent would have demanded a quick reply. So I would have merged them with a message on all websites Sunday morning. The first to quote me would be Jerry Rogers. He hosts a talk show on WBAL fm 101.5 in Maryland. He would quote me after the 9:30 am station break on his 7 to 10 am show.
Rogers: Welcome back to the Jerry Rogers Show, now in the final half hour on this Sunday, June 11, 2023. I don’t know how many of you are following the career of Phil Cole, former America’s Got Talent contestant who does a one man show called Phillip and Cole’s Variety Team. Well for years now people have been trying to guess which famous celebrity makes his character Phillip the Boston intellectual sick. Supposedly this Phillip has been in and out of comas coinciding with good news about President Trump. I’ve been informed that recently he’s been feeling better and performing on crutches. So, we lost Pat Robertson Thursday and unabomber Ted Kaczynski yesterday. Could either of them be the mystery name. Well, he just released this tweet:
PBC: We don’t know why anyone thought Pat Robertson was the last name on Phillip’s list, maybe because he was on tv too much and said strange things. Maybe someone thought it was Ted Kaczynski for killing a lot of people. That we understand. No and no.
Rogers: So it wasn’t either of them. Who is it: Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Jane Fonda, maybe Vladimir Putin, maybe some overexposed singer or actor. Any other good guesses and does anyone out there have a bet on the subject?
