who is the big spoon/little spoon: Mike's big spoon. He's a total cuddler.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Dancing together, especially tap. It reminds them what first started that spark.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: They're too busy taking showers together so possibly both...
what they order from takeout: Pizza, usually. They like to try different things. Next will be a BBQ chicken pizza.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: What to dresheir non-existant kids. Mike likes converse and baseball jerseys while Tina likes Angry Birds and Totoro outfits.
who does the most cleaning: They're really good about cleaning together.
what has a season pass in their dvr: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Tina likes how the show promotes female friendships and strong female characters with awesome plots and Mike got into it because of Tina.
who controls the netflix queue: They take turns, but blow jobs/eating out does influence who gets to use it next.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat isn’t working: They take turns.
who steals the blankets: Tina. She lets Mike have some blanket as long as she gets to lick his abs.
who leaves their stuff around: They both do.
who remembers to buy the milk: Mike more than Tina.
who remembers anniversaries: They both do, though Mike is a total sap and likes to make it really romantic.