#jesse is trans

[notcapableofbeingtheguy]

Everybody’s taking about Jesse’s top surgery. Why is no one talking about Jesse’s hysterectomy…

[icat4ever]

✿ they/them

✿ 911/breaking bad/housemd/dps

✿ nsfw/mdni

[nik0-l41]

you lied about the inherent homoeroticism on goncharov the way you lied about the transgender vibes of jesse pinkman in breaking bad

[notcapableofbeingtheguy]

Jesse in the El Camino flashback scene knowing that pineapples have bromaline… something I only know because my top surgeon told me to eat pineapple to reduce post-surgery bruising… the evidence just keeps rolling in

[notcapableofbeingtheguy]

Happy trans day of visibility to Jesse Pinkman, who only knows what trans day of visibility is because Jane posted a selfie of them for it and he was like damn my girlfriend is the best, she’s so proud to be dating a trans guy (he didn’t realize yet she was also transgender)

[notcapableofbeingtheguy]

It’s pretty crazy when you think about it how Walt was a manipulative narcissist about almost everything in his relationship with Jesse, but when it came to Jesse’s transition he was fully, unquestioningly, and with no ulterior motives supportive, always putting aside their differences to help uplift Jesse’s journey as a trans person… pretty crazy how that actually happened on our television screens huh

[notcapableofbeingtheguy]

STATE OF THE BREAKING BAD TUMBLR UNION ADRESS:

Hey there sluts

I’m saul Goodman. He/they. I’m a finger-guns bisexual, not to be confused with my wife who is also a finger-guns bisexual, but who is a Scorpio rising

Anyways I’m here to tell you all about the state of tumblr discourse about breaking bad in this the year of our lord 2021. Help you post a little. Help you understand all these posts you’re seeing out there these days.

Now, you don’t have to have watched Breaking Bad to post about Breaking Bad these days. You don’t even have to know who Mike is (trust me, he’s great). You just have to know the five rules

1) Jesse is trans. Doesn’t matter what kind of trans, but he is. We’re all supporting him through his transition

2) walt and jesse are the only characters and they talk like this:

3) Bob Odenkirk had a health scare recently so be nice to him or I’ll kick your ass

4) Breaking Bad is fundamentally about the dangers of toxic masculinity and honestly however bizarre and out of character tumblr discourse about Breaking Bad gets, it will NEVER be as twisted as mainstream cishet dude discourse blindly accepting walt as some sick male power fantasy

Alright I admit that’s not one of the rules I’m just joking around

Or am I?

Anyways the last rule is

5) Lightning McQueen

Okay thanks for stopping by don’t forget to slap my ass on the way out!!

[notcapableofbeingtheguy]

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