#jessiestag

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yeah ok so what if I’m going into the “real world” as an artist. 

forgive me for choosing a career path, that while it will be challenging, it will be so rewarding and I wouldn’t want to do anything else with my time on Earth.

But please, continue discussing how “I won’t make a living” and how “I’m picking an unrealistic pipe dream of a career.”

I would actually like to NOT despise every day of work, wasting my entire life only looking forward to weekends and holidays. Because THAT’S not a waste of your life AT ALL.”

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XI

The eleventh card in the Tarot deck is the Justice card which means the search for truth.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/jessiegamm for merch with this design

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Hi there universe, so listen let’s get real. Either bless me with ballet and opera tickets or gimme a boyfriend. That’s only fair right?

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I’m that friend that says, “hey kid” to all my friends younger siblings as if I’m their Cool Uncle TM, even though I’m barely a functioning adult and I’m at most only a few years older than them anyway.

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Story Time

Today i was in an ice cream shop and the cashier girl jokingly said to my friend, “tell a joke for a sample.” And so my friends says that she sucks at on the spot jokes but that, i, am the “comedy machine.” (love that btw)

So of course, what do i say other than some horribly blunt, inappropriate joke i stole from someone i follow on Instagram? 

“What does a guy want most in a girl?”

“idk what?”

“his dick.”

the cashier gawked at me while i ate my strawberry/french vanilla blended cup o’ cream, and turns to my friend and asks, “What flavor?” with a very prominent stutter.

it wasn’t until i turned around that i saw three business clad adults next in line glaring at me and a young kid behind them. 

Today i was in an ice cream shop and the i enjoyed a frozen treat with a side of public discomfort. 

The end.

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I’ve been crying about the Gilmore Girls revival trailer, November can’t come fast enough.