Briefcase of Souls

[widxgastss]

Turning your phone brightness down when reading fanfiction in front of family is a mood™️

[h-y-m-n-o-i]

Six Ways to Meet Aphrodite

1. Strip naked and slather yourself with lotion that your skin is as smooth as marble carved into beauty by mortal hands

2. Walk through the wet sand on the edge of the sea and feel it beneath your feet and between your toes and be reborn like the goddess.

3. Fuck someone so well that the phrase “making love” vanishes from the folds of their memory and all they know is heat and the sweet feeling of tongue on tongue and flesh on flesh.

4. Walk the silent halls of a museum and see each aeon’s thought of beauty in marble and paint and plaster kept as icons in new temples for new ages.

5. Let hot water pour down your back and soak into your skin and scour away imperfect sorrow until all that’s left is your soul laid bare.

6. Fall in love like you’re hitting concrete and know why a shattered city is a fair price for the gift of the Lady of Cythera.

[coach-taylor]

[pacificwanderer]

My fucking hero forever.

[jadore-histoire]

Forever my queen

[lemonscholar]

not studyblr related, but always a queen in my book

[thorodinson]

[ourancoffeegirl]

Treat yourself how the Ouran High School Host Club would treat you

[fenrispenris-blog]

I can’t afford to treat myself how Ouran High School Host Club would treat me.

[kemurikusa]

[41mojitos]

The Will To Change by Bell Hooks fucked me up good

[bozosonthebus]

Actually most of words we use for sex are violent, not just fuck. My Marriage and Family professor pointed this out during my freshmen year of college and it’s stayed with me. Think about it…. bang, screw, hit it, pound, smash, rail, plow, pound, like our entire culture has tried to remove the concept of intimacy and vulnerability and emotion from sex by associating violent words with the action. The power of language on culture, perspective, and overall mindset is so incredible. We gotta be more careful and respectful of that.

[narnia]

[bookshop]

[tachixneko]

delilahsdawson:

dailydot:

bookshop:

Long post alert: it was too good not to reblog. 

[peridotsofficialtwitteraccount]

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

[myneurodiversity]

Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.

[catholichell]

a great look is the mama mia the movie look…like carefree girls and women of all ages living on a scenic beach shore with their friends and family and its always sunny and everybodys always in some state of partial undress w a bathing suit on and theres only 2 men on the island and one of them is colin firth

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[that-one-irish-idiot-deactivate]

honestly 

[aconissa]

listen. this week a customer angrily yelled ‘WHAT’ at me in response to me telling him the total price of his items while i was serving him at the tills, just because he thought it’d be funny to scare me. then he laughed and said he was kidding, and proceeded to be confused and genuinely rude when neither I nor anyone in line laughed at his ‘joke’. you’re damn right that we appreciate basic human decency. especially during christmas when we either get weirdos like this guy or actual rude assholes who literally dehumanise us in the 2 minutes they spend buying their crap.

[do-black-people-do-stuff-deacti]

Jordan Peele’s rebooting The Twilight Zone, which is awesome, but there is going to be a bunch of fake/racist sci-fi fans probably getting angry at him if he decides to do episodes about social issues specifically about race.

And let me just tell you as a HUGE Twilight Zone fan, the original show is 90% commentary on subjects like race, war, and even mental health.

[chicklette]

welp, i’m hype.

[b99peraltiago]

Amy Santiago, ladies and gentlemen.

[perhapsarat]

that scene in the emperors new groove where kuzco and yzma are going back and forth through the kitchen door ordering food from kronk while not noticing the other person is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

[acrazyinkling]

The emperors new groove is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[bingomann]

[voideddragon]

Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

[thecutestbunnies]