Story Time
Today i was in an ice cream shop and the cashier girl jokingly said to my friend, “tell a joke for a sample.” And so my friends says that she sucks at on the spot jokes but that, i, am the “comedy machine.” (love that btw)
So of course, what do i say other than some horribly blunt, inappropriate joke i stole from someone i follow on Instagram?
“What does a guy want most in a girl?”
“idk what?”
“his dick.”
the cashier gawked at me while i ate my strawberry/french vanilla blended cup o’ cream, and turns to my friend and asks, “What flavor?” with a very prominent stutter.
it wasn’t until i turned around that i saw three business clad adults next in line glaring at me and a young kid behind them.
Today i was in an ice cream shop and the i enjoyed a frozen treat with a side of public discomfort.
The end.