All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Once upon a time there was a little girl who always wore rainbow socks. Alas, these rainbow socks were not just for having attractive attire on, it also gave here the power to run super fast! So fast, that it seemed she teleported from place to place, only leaving a rainbow trail behind her.One day, she was in a rush to school, so she decided to use her superpower for personal gain (something that was shunned upon, having so much power). When she arrived at school, the SUPERSQUAD was about to punish her with detention when another boy named Nathan [no not Nathan Ng to any RB peoples reading] thought of a better idea. He started, "She'll have a catch-phrase: 'so duh sexy' and it will be like a soda commercial! "He explained "Instead of making her sit at a boring desk in detention, an action film commercial for a popular Korean soda drink would be the perfect punishment!" The SUPERSQUAD questioned the actually punishment of this method, but went along with it. Little did they know, Nathan planned to import the most rancid and disgusting tasting Korean soda drinks ever invented.Let's just say, it was not a fun day for the super-fast Jessica "so duh sexy juan" Doan.
