#jester chats

[jester-is-sweet]

Essek told caleb your secret 👀

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@archivist-seth-domade Esseeeeeeeeeeek? :)

[jester-is-sweet]

I bring Verin, do you think you can save him? @taskhand-thelyss

-Seth

Yes, I think so. I need abosulte concentration on him tho, so I will not talk while making sure he doesn't die.

Once I am done, he needs to rest for a at least one full week. So: no fights, no moving too much and bedrest for at least two days!

[jester-is-sweet]

Jester, everyone's trying to get a piece of Verin. What do I do?

-Seth

That is not that suprising since Verin can be pretty when he wants to be. Buuuuut I think you could try to make a public post where you threaten everyone to stay away from him or something will happen! Or you can be super cool and polymorth a few of his admirers!

Do not polymorth Yussa tho. I think he is interested as well, but he can just like, easily deflect your magic! Not that you need to worry about him at all of course. I think he wuld talk to ou before trying to flirt with Verin. But I could also be super wrong on that!

[jester-is-sweet]

Hello, Jester. How are you? I have a baby now! I mean, Beau and I have a baby.

@stormlordworshipper

Awww, that's so cute! I will have a baby soon as well, tho it will take some months before you all can meet it. by that I mean that I am pregnant! And I am doing pretty well. How are you doing?

[jester-is-sweet]

Jester! You're PREGNANT?! Congratulations!

@therealvethbrenatto

Yeah, I am! I am super duper happy over it!

...Wait, who told you? It was not Essek, righ? Cause I know he accidnetly told Caleb and not that many others know yet!

[jester-is-sweet]

Hey Jessie, just checking in. Any chance you can tell me something only the real jester would know? And whether or not you may have sent a theory to Essek or not? - Beau

There is a million super embarassing things I could say to prove that it's me, but I on't think you want to be public, so I am not gonna say those things! I am gonna instead say that I let Verin met Sprinkle and that he found Sprinkel super cute with his tiny pirate hat!

As for a theory, no, I have not sent anything!

But can I ask if you have any contact to Kingsley right now? We parted ways to investigate faster and now I can't reach them anymore!

[jester-is-sweet]

Okay so I have this fucking thing in my head that I think you mentioned wanting to use as a disco ball at some point?I was a little tipsy at the time, to be honest, but Fearne reminded me, so…hit me up if you’re ever in Marquet? Or if I’m there, we’ll see if those wizards make good on their promise of fucking with me head. -ashton-the-reforged

Ohhh, yeah, I have! I will definetly hit you up if I am ever there! Or I will bother Caleb untill he teleports me to you or you to me!

[jester-is-sweet]

Verin has been poisoned, can you help him?

-seth

He- oh shit!

Of course I can help him!!!