#jesus duck

[horseflavoredpasteloveruhhh]

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Yellow and co….

[thegreatmousebafoon]

Y’all if Jesus doesn’t come back as a duck in go s3 I’m gonna be rlly sad

[thomas-mvller]

Bayern 🤝 liverpool

Getting injured just by breathing

[bepsbitsnbobs]

jesus duck walks on water ‼️

[strawhatsweets]

Me, my bf, and his friend discussing after care:

“Definitely pee”

“Yeah pee pee on the potty”

“And you have to sing about it”

[ikeamonkeydishwasherr]

Cramps: oh hey lol thought you were going to have a good sleep?

[horce-divorce]

Ugh I’m sorry I hate trying to fuckin blog on thighs is thing

Like don’t get me wrong I’m glad to have an iPad that I got for free but the screen has been busted since I got it and it’s got tape on it so I don’t cut my fingers on the broken glass lmao

I try to type something and it will be sitting there, correct, in front of me, and then my autocorrect will kick in a second too late and correct a perfectly normal word into something like “koi chelle”

And I can use Thorins own mouth (« see??? SEE??? That literally said COMPUTER. it SAID it, why the fuck would I want computer to correct to “own mouth” u fucking piece of shit iPad, THANKS APPLE)

Anyway I can uses Thorins computer but the scene has a really weird resolution and it has completely different fonts than my computer, like, nothing is even in Verdana, it’s in some weird fuckin MS Sans serif font and it looks fine but like I hate it??? I don’t like reading stuff in this font!!!! UGH

And the fact that it crashes every five minutes but yeah mostly the fonts thing

So basically what I’m saying is I’ve been popping on here to talk about pacific rim and reblog the first few posts I can see on my dash before everything stops loading and makes me nauseous

Shoko was right… All u really need is a good computer…. Word em up

[bedcorpse]

this morning i was getting ready and i was thinking about how if satan could turn himself into different things in the bible then couldn't god since he's more powerful???

so then i was like "what if he turns himself into something and stops u from doing bad shit like u go down to the beach to smoke a marijuana and then suddenly a duck steals ur fuckin blunt and throws it in the ocean"

and then i laughed so hard i had to sit down for a couple minutes