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do u think shrek and the donkey had an affair

goodbye

it sucks i was feeling so good about myself too!!!!!! like fuck off dad!!!! fuck off dad!!!!!!! fuck!!!!! off!!!!!! dad!!!!!!!!

If u were my date friend I would wake u up in the middle of the night by singing Stronger Than You and make u pancakes because I'm o b n o x I o u s

good lord this would be such a good time

10 out of 10 spicies

im watching dan and phil play 5 nights at freddys and its not thatscary but im very stressed out by this

omfg my friend turned to me today and said "no one gets my philosophy jokes, i have a pretty nietzsche sense of humour" and i was crying

In which Rheygo tries to seduce Ozzsii and then Ozzsii solves this dilemma with a watermelon

[MB] SITS UP LOOKING SO CONFLICTED AND MAD

[MB] UNCAPTCHALOGUES A WATERMELON AND THROWS IT AT HIM

[EB] WATERMELON'D

[EB] FALLS TO THE GROUND

[MB] #OOPS

MB: ---< Oh ... --)

MB: ---< You okay? ...--)

EB: WHY

[EB] #JUST WHY

MB: ---< You should've seen this coming ...--)

EB: I DID NOT EXPECT A WATERMELON ASSAULT

MB: ---< Who wouldn't expect a watermelon assault ...--)

[MB] BESIDES EVERYONE

[EB] ROLLS OVER SO HE'S FACE DOWN #MY LIFE IS HARD

that is not tom omfg

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