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Hmmmm

Does anyone else think that Simon would be a pussy slapper? Not like too hard, but like softer slaps right to the clit to get the reader to squirt quicker? Just enough to make her whimper or gasp at the feeling?

And then like

Konig will literally slap your pussy like it owes him money? Like it doesn't even matter if it's punishment or not, dudes gonna bruise it.

I'm also on the fence that Konigs is one of those dudes that will tie you up, then literally fist you.

And I'm not talking gently either. Like dudes up in there looking for your lucky charms type of fisting.

#konig x fem reader smut #simon ghost riley #cod smut thoughts #jesus wtf #period thoughts #just girly thoughts #just girly things

I need to be put down (derogatory)

#silv's back on her bs #crashing out a bit about yesterday night #obviously a terrible situation that was not my fault but. There is a rat in my brain saying it’s my fault #I didn’t take it seriously I made too many jokes I shouldn’t have accepted the alcohol I shouldn’t have gone into that restaurant #and nothing even happened but I feel so guilty and ashamed #what if that drink was spiked what if I’m going to die #I wouldn’t have slept with them but how much money would make me consider it #they KNEW I was underage. both me and my friend #and you could argue abt age diffs but it was WEIRD #and the worst part is that a part of me feels almost flattered #like wow you think I’m desirable enough to fucking try and solicit and take advantage of #god I feel fucking nauseous #vent #ask to tag #I just #jesus wtf

I was writing the next chapter of my fic when I got this jumpscare

But i'll be there... 'til the end 🥀

#Jesus WTF #he plays Castlevania for sure #Copia my beloved #cardinal copia #papa emeritus iv #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost #ghost copia #i want to play videogames with him on the floor #and eat doritos

the amount of disgust that pulses through me every time i see an article talking about St*dia’s best moments in the show and the panic attack kiss is always ranked at the top (either the top spot or in like the top 3)

i can honest to god guarantee that people who think “kissing someone to stop a panic attack” is a good idea are people that have no idea what a true panic attack feels like and in this essay i’ll--