#cod smut thoughts

[maluconino]

One rule your boyfriend has for you posting dress pics to social media

He gets to be in the background of the mirror

The last time your co-workers hit on you because of the first photo, you tried to explain that you have a boyfriend and he will kick anyone's ass if they hit on you. They laughed and said they can take his little ass anytime.

So now, here you are

Dress clad on, flowers in hue that compliments your skin tone and smile

His strong arm secured around your waist, your phone in the other hand taking the picture

It looked like a beast holding a delicate flower in his palm

The mirror pic was all they needed to see that your boyfriend, wasn't some lil boy

But a big ass man with a stone eyed look, and arm muscles bigger than your head

Needless to say, they still had the balls to comment on the post, but not in person anymore

[maluconino]

I honestly think Simon would help female reader straddling his lap hump his cock before they make love.

Her hips sometimes slow down because she doesn't want to cum yet, and his warm hands grasp at her and speed her back up to a harder rhythm.

Her whining in his neck as he groans in her ear how wet she's making his aching cock feel.

His hips meet hers with every grind untill she's cumming on him hard, her slick dripping down his full and heavy balls.

He's stroking her back and running his hand through her hair, telling her it's ok and normal to squirt that hard and he's so proud of her.

Mmmmmmm thick bacon feelings

[maluconino]

Naw man hear me out

You and your boyfriend are on the couch right? He's lying down with his head on the arm rest, blind folded.

Your feeding him diff candies, asking 'which one is it?' 'what about this flavor?'

Then you get a wild ass idea. You tell him this last round is the bonus round

You get up, slip your skirt off and panties.

Hovering above him you tell him 'this isn't a candy you bite, it's all licking'

He leans forward and licks from your wet hole up to your throbbing clit.

He lets out a soft growl, asking 'so I cant bite it? But I can only lick it?'

You giggle and say 'sometimes if you lick it more, it produces more liquid '

He leans up again, this time pushing his tongue into your pussy, gaining a sharp gasp.

He chuckles and his hands fly forward and grip your hips hard, pressing you closer. Groaning in the lustful flavor.

You pipe up with ' did you guess yet?'

He slips out of you, your love nectar all on his mouth he says' tastes like punishment time'

You look down shocked and say 'what?? No this was supposed to be a joke baby'

He chuckles and nips on your clit

[maluconino]

Soooo

Stalker Simon Riley has always been sneaky

Already knows what the inside of your apartment looks like

Knows what's in your naughty drawer

Which good wills you frequently go to on sundays

And which two grocery places you hit right after

He has never left a trace, always right behind you or somewhere near just watching

But one day he slips up

You bump into him with the shopping cart and the first thing he says is" your apartment smells like lavender"

Never has there been a rift of such awkward silence

And at this point he knows it's plan B time, kidnap you so you can't run to the cops.

[maluconino]

You know I can honestly imagine it.

What was a harmless little prank idea the female reader had now she had brought to life

As a debriefing meeting was going on, all the men are sipping their coffee, faces in confusion as they keep sipping it wondering what that special ingredient is female reader put in.

Little do they know, she put her love nectar in it.

Female reader sits in the back of the table watching as they literally pause the meeting just to try to figure out what she put in the coffee. All eyes on her as all for men suddenly stand up and lunge at her, finally connecting the dots of what's in their coffee.

Johnny ripping her skirt down, Gaz slicing the panties off with a knife, John's strong hand around her throat as Ghost moves down her stomach and takes a long lick at the reader's wet cunt. His grunt of approval as he nodded to the team saying" found tha secret ingredient, I get firs dibs yea?"

[maluconino]

Hmmmm

Does anyone else think that Simon would be a pussy slapper? Not like too hard, but like softer slaps right to the clit to get the reader to squirt quicker? Just enough to make her whimper or gasp at the feeling?

And then like

Konig will literally slap your pussy like it owes him money? Like it doesn't even matter if it's punishment or not, dudes gonna bruise it.

I'm also on the fence that Konigs is one of those dudes that will tie you up, then literally fist you.

And I'm not talking gently either. Like dudes up in there looking for your lucky charms type of fisting.

[maluconino]

Yeaaaaa warning ...ahhhh idk what really to say ....but warning before reading this post ...ummm possibly drugged? Cannibalism for sure ....yea here we go

Konig

The cervix buster

Girls Wana be in his videos

Sounds good right? Thousands of girls sign up for it. Not reading the fine print that's literally in the smallest of cursive in the bottom right of the paper.

But they don't know behind the scenes

The edited out stuff

Yea...big dick porno...woooo

But the part they don't see?

Blood....lots of it.....some girls can't even take him

Lots of position switches just to force the tip in

Sure ...there's lube and foreplay

But no one give the girls a warning when his hammer tip busts the cervix

Or causes a appendix bursting

Ayyy wait a min.....

We only see the "good stuff" on porn hub right?? To the untrained eye it looks like the girls are having a great time right? But little do the audience know this isn't acting. All the unedited hardcore blood skin ripping is actually posted on a snuff site on the dark web.

He's not a professional pornstar, he's a professional snuff star.

That's why you never see those girls again in the next video, because they don't survive after the video cuts.

Where do you think we get all those hamburgers from? Or that delicious 'red vodka sauce' for that spaghetti right after recording?

And of course he has a great team, Johnny puts out the ad on the website, price is the one that records and directs, ghost is the one that cooks the dinner ;-) and Kyle sweet talks all the girls right before recording that everything will be okay and remember just to have fun.

I believe so far this is the darkest thing I have posted on here. Jfc

[maluconino]

Dirty dirty thoughts

Ah so

Something like

Reader and ghost just got done with four rounds

She's stuffed to the brim, leaking down her leg

And she walks out of the bedroom with a waddle, acting like nothing happened

Makes a pot of coffee

And soaps annoying ass is bothering her for a cup

So she makes him a cup, and pushed out all of Simons cream from her abused cunt, into soaps coffe

She then comes to the couch where soap and ghost are talking, and hands him the coffee.

Watching him down it so quickly, the reader whispers in ghosts ear about her prank.

He busts out laughing saying "love I did one better than that"

He hands her the half eaten donut that soap was working on, and the reader begins to stare at the sticky substance on the icing. She gasps and starts busting out laughing

Soap sitting there so fucking confused

Poor soap honestly