#jesushatesme

[hoeforbarnes]

No one:

Me: *reads smuts continuously*

The universe:

[xanotherlostsoulx]

Jesus reading my fanfiction 'Temptations and Salvations' 🤣🤣🤣

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[unepetitechattenoire-blog]

You're not allowed to be taller

Me to little sister: can you stop growing

sister: No, Jesus wants me to.

Boi,we don't even go to church

[randomchaos12347]

#jesushatesme #goingtohellineveryreligion (at Westminster, Colorado)

[toontownduck]

My relationship with Jesus is that I love him but sin way to much for him to love me back

[undercoverpowerlover]

Så jag gick ut och fick ett sms av min kära mor där de står "gå försiktigt det är halt" och i samma sekund halkar jag och tar sönder min mobil....

[msdrest]

Oh god... XD

MEANWHILE IN FINLAND

[anxiety-turned-introvert]

 I am exhausted, but I have too much nervous energy to find sleep.