#jesusususus

[citrine-elephant]

NutnutnutnutnitmutntutnutnehshsnanababAAAAA

[thebigqueer]

when the neighbourhood said "ill fuckign digest you"

[jaehyurb]

and its like.... you do anything weird as a Hot Girl and ur automatically so cool so relatable and soooo authentic uwu. but give a fat woman or less than desirable woman those same weird quirks and shes a red flag. shes weird in the bad way and forcing her personality. like ya women cant do shit but ugly women quite literally CANNOT. do. shit. we just cant.

[easybeincheesy-blog1]

When you have something in your long rp selected by accident and you’re trying to delete something and chrome thinks you’re trying to go back to the previous page...

For the love of god stay on this page!

[ofthnetos-blog]

Harry Potter AU

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it 

in his first year, everyone thinks that patroclus is absolutely dreadful at quidditch. not only is he muggleborn and doesn’t have the experience, but even after the flying lessons, he’s just absolutely terrible. over the summer, though, he flies a lot with achilles and ends up becoming a reserve chaser for hufflepuff!

patroclus likes to talk to the ghosts. he feels a strange sort of empathy for them, being stuck in between worlds like that (lmao rip me), and has struck up a great friendship with nearly headless nick.

when he’s in his fifth year, he starts pestering madame pomfrey in the infirmary because he wants to become a healer, and wants to learn from her. she eventually gives in and he helps in there for every free period he has.

he has a weird relationship with divination. at first, he thought it was interesting, but when professor trelawney starts predicting a young death for him, he quickly drops the class and takes up arithmancy.

during the second wizarding war, patroclus becomes another body laid to rest in the great hall and another name to add to the list of the fallen. he’d never been the most skilled in defense against the dark arts and dueling in general, but he still wanted to fight for something he believed in.

[dykechan]

Oh no oh no empty net makes me so nervous ohhhh man

[tweekxtweak-blog]

aggghhhgdg

[hajime-nii]

the only thing i want at this point is for sasuke to have to fertilize a hen's egg because no woman in the universe allows him to put his dick anywhere and so he has to suck it himself and keep the uchiha alive half human half chicken