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the war on christmas is the only time i’ll ever respect the military

#lily dot tee ex tee #jewposts #if you've seen me make this joke before over the last like three weeks. no you didnt #that one tweet thats like. the war on christmas doesnt end until christmas stops its unlawful occupation of november. that one.

on her last rosh hashanah, revy’s parents were like ‘[name], is there anything you want to ask forgiveness for from us?’ and revy flashes back to stealing her mom’s money from her purse, drinking her dad’s alcohol, accidentally starting a fire in the kitchen trying to roast marshmallows on the stove, and is like ‘........no.’

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You're not allowed fucking christmas ads in november.

#gbbo #lily dot tee ex tee #gbbo ad lb #jewposts

my english teacher told me i was “projecting” when i said that scrooge was an antisemitic caricature. i think i deserve a medal for not telling her to go fuck herself in several different ways

#lily dot tee ex tee #jewposts #THAT WAS THE FUCKING WORD SHE USED #this conversation began when she called me a 'scrooge' for making an 'ugh. christmas' comment about the jingle bells in the school bell #anyway everyone say well done lily for not telling my english teacher to go fuck herself at like half past 8 in the morning today :)#idk if she is getting slightly tired of me at this point because i laughed out loud in class when she said casy from GoW was jesus #tbh i think she might just be one of those christians who assumes their experiences are universal #i bet she just cannot fucking comprehend that christmas isnt universal and people dont like that it eats up an entire year #tbh its weird how we have a specific christmas bell that runs ALL THROUGH DECEMBE despite the incredibly high proportion of muslim students #has nobody made any sort of complain yet ???

Almost sundown. Wonder how long into the week I'll cave and eat some pasta place ur bets now

#jewposts #lily dot tee ex tee #On easter sunday we're at my granny's im sure that will be chametz city but that doesnt count #Cos if we get her to think about it she will make it into a Whole Thing and try to arrange it all her way

Chag motherfucking sameach!!

#My mum has covid and thr chanukiah is in her room thats her pic #We had to experience it downstairs on my dads phone screen with a whatsapp call #jewposts #lily dot tee ex tee

poem about god or something

#lily dot tee ex tee #poetry #havent written one of these weird angsty one draft poems in a while but i was sitting on the toilet thinkin bout god #yknow how it is #none of this makes sense but it does i think. no it doesnt <3 #if u ask me my opinions on god any day it will change. if i wrote this tomorrow it would be a completely different flavour #jewposts #<- does this count as jewposting idk but im tagging it

having Fun being the only jew at my dad's family's easter thing and basically having to provide a whole religious education about why I'm not eating the bread

#My mums in scotland and my siblings back in Cambridge so me and my dad are the only ones who know jew things here fksjfkd #jewposts #lily dot tee ex tee

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